Those really lame moments...

[.R-Lohin]

when you get cock blocked. Last night was havin a really good night, chatting up 1 of my old friends that I knew was still intrested in me. So all is going well and I was pretty dang drunk. So Im sitting on the couch with the girl and her friend comes over to her sits right in front of me. (It was like an L shaped couch) So her friend starts rubbing up and down my leg obvs wanting the D and Im like yeeee. So just when Im about to go in for the kill and about lips about 2inches away. My friend is like nononononono and stops us. She like scares her friend away... so I thought she obvs wants the D so I go in for the kill and get rejected. I was pretty mad.

So NS any lame cockblock stories you got into?

>forever alone

>inb4 tl;dr

>inb4 cool story bro

>inb4 OP is a log twobbler.

 

[HamFaceGirl]

OP is a log twobbler

 

[miroz]

That was confusing. All I understood was that you failed to swing that situation into a threesome. I bet it coulda been done...

 

[CrotchKiller]

if you had a longer shlong things would have gone better for you

 

[.R-Lohin]

No man my friend isnt really the girl for that kinda shit. Keep In my I was pretty fuckin hammd last night. Sorry for a confusing story I woke up only an hour ago

 

[miroz]

Gotta be less drunk, then, so you can get your game up. Been there, done that...lulz.

 

[.R-Lohin]

I twobble logs breakfast lunch and din din

 

[accualyisdolan]

fucking cockblockers...

 

[daannnnieel]

if you're hitting on a girl, and you go for another one, don't expect to get back with the first one. Even with drunk logic, that shouldn't be the hardest thing to realize.

 

[.R-Lohin]

Fuck the system

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

obvious log twoddler is obvious

 

[pomme-de-terre]

what are you a fucking boy kisser?

 

[.R-Lohin]

Never saw her private part so I guess you can maybe assume :O

 

[Miomo]

Is this them, by any chance?

 

[edai]

OP he's callin you out, whatcya gonna do???

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

joke was lame after the first 5 times you posted it.

 

[.R-Lohin]

Solid 7

 

[casual]

Yeah, you blew it, OP. Think about what you said...

paraphrase:

I was kicking it to this one girl, she was feeling it, her friend comes over and I start to zero in on her instead, and then the first girl goes all "wtf" when I lean to makeout with girl #2. Girl #2 bounces due to the awkwardness, and then I try and push up on Girl #1 again....

Obviously the girl was all butthurt that you tried to makeout with some other chick right in front her, and then you tried to act like nothing happened and resumed with plan a. Any self-respecting chick would've face pushed you.

That isn't a cockblock on anyone's part but your own. That's just called blowing it big time, and it happens to all of us, but don't go trying to blame some chick for your sketchy slimeball maneuver.

 

[bustinthejus]

/thread

 

[Miomo]

That was actually the first time I've posted a solid seven joke. Get at me.

 

[Ski_ThEast]

def put this one on yourself. You fucked up big time but this thread is worthless without pics, it clearly never happened until pics are posted.

 

[.R-Lohin]

Also forgot to mention its sorta important she said to me earlier that I wasnt going to get her. But after she "blocked" me, I thought she was kidding around about me not getting her and was just being a sarcastic bitch. ALSO PICS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED UNLESS I GET REALLY HAMMD AGAIN AND COME ON NS LOLZ

 

[ForeverYung]

Then GTFO

 

[.R-Lohin]

Only have pics of the one girl who I was tryin with anyway. IDK the other ones name or idk if I have her on the bookface

 

[T.MARTIN]

 

[.R-Lohin]

Givn'r for NS

 

[gnarles.]

lol ryan getting poon pshh

 

[T.MARTIN]

 

[.R-Lohin]

:'(

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

that took you like 20 minutes to get drunk enough to post pics.

fucking lightweight.

 

[.R-Lohin]

I just squeez one out for my old buddies at NS

 

[T.MARTIN]

lol'd