Those of you who crocheti need fucking help

bitchassphatz

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stat. i posted in the crochet forum but no one is reading.

this book i have is jacked.

what i thought:

so a single crochet is when you bring the hook through a stitch and yarn over then pull through? repeat....

is that correct cuz this book i have says otherwise...but i can't figure out what it wants me to do. it states:

insert hook in 2nd chain from hook (over top loop)

yarn over hook and draw loop through stitch. there are now 2 loops on hook. yarn over hook again and draw loop through both loops on hook. one crochet made and one loop remaind on hook.

if this is correct....i am too stupid to follow this becuase it turns out terrible when i do thee instructions. like yarn going everywhere.
 
what your doing is the chain stitch, thats the first row, then when you go around for the second time you pull through and there will be 2 things of yarn on the first pull though, watch the video in the crochet cult thatll help out
 
^ thanks for direction that explain nothing. pull through and two things don't tell me shit.

the videos in the crochet cult are dead.
 
dude are you kidding me, i told you that you were on your first row and thats the reason it was different if you dont want help dont ask
 
nice those videos saved my life, i was about to shoot my asian room mate.

thank god. this book sucks my cock. i would have never figured it out.
 
ohhh don't get tangled up, that is dangerous. And its possible to impale your eye on the hook.

Oh my gosh its so hardcore.

no, seriously, its chill. My teacher taught me in the 5th grade but i havent tried it since then. My brother just makes me all my hats.
 
just learned the double....nice, those videos are so helpful. it's so much easier having someone show you. every pack sould come with a fuckin cd showing thousands of stitches....Ns.com market this. give me 50% of the profit, put 15% of it into my donations category. the other i will accept through paypal.
 
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