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[DeathByJibbing]

Help as a community to make a funny story ill start...

I was walking down the road when

 

[Njens.]

i pooped on your moms chest

 

[Bassage.]

i dropped my wallet while...

 

[kootenayklaus]

And that poop forced this thread to end here.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

then i beat u up with a rusty spoon

 

[bangarangmules]

Well that was fun.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

But wait the poop slipped and the thread will survive YES

 

[DeathByJibbing]

Its not over till their is 69 intresting things

 

[DeathByJibbing]

and the baby found a golden nipple peircing

 

[cheener12]

inb4 ban?

 

[Z-PAULY.]

then i pee in ur butt

 

[las.]

successful thread so far

 

[DeathByJibbing]

And the urine u sprayed happned to be holy and i became the 2nd lord and savior?

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

who was then banned and

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

a panda with guns murdured a hood ass ni.... person and got his dick sucked by lots o' fine bitches

 

[DeathByJibbing]

and then u fell and broke your arm but since im lord and savior u were healed

 

[DeathByJibbing]

But those bitches were my saints and that n... got 69 std's

 

[kstanz]

b00bz

 

[DeathByJibbing]

boobz that the baby sucked on were those of a banned user who happend to be awsome

 

[AGOF]

totally worth the ban

 

[Z-PAULY.]

and then you broke your leg running from gorrilas so jesus helped revive you

 

[DeathByJibbing]

I pray to me the second lord and savior that the thread is not obliterated because of it

 

[SacZiplock]

Herecomesthebanhammer.jpg

 

[DeathByJibbing]

I didnt give permission for this story to be finished

 

[bangarangmules]

And then she finished reading her novel and sipped a cup of tea, pondering what she would set out to do next today.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

no all i have to do is dot my t's and cross my i's and i can hand this in to creative writing on monday

 

[DeathByJibbing]

no all i have to do is dot my t's and cross my i's and i can hand this in to creative writing on monday

 

[iSmokeweed]

NIPPLE BAN!!!

 

[k-fred]

no mods only! tits posting time!

 

[DW.]

you 1st

 

[k-fred]

lol iggy and malcolm are there

 

[skifoo]

if you get banned for that, i don't know what to say anymore. Its just breastfeeding. we all have sucked breast. Its not like porn or anything

 

[Gstrong]

it took me 36 seconds, asshole

 

[bfulmer]

View attachment 395780

 

[Childstar.]

Best post so farin this thread.

 

[DeathByJibbing]

well that lady is quite pretty

 

[DA_GUERILLAHHH]

PEED IN HER BUTT

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

this story sucks

 

[tcgoldman]

and then i did meth

 

[DeathByJibbing]

How can a story with naked women an butt peeing suck??