this sucks

you think I give a flying fuck that you're bored? Go cry to someone else you retarded little bitch

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
riiiight, asslord

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
want something to talk about eh?

well you see, i have this pimple, on the front of my neck. well technically its on my chest, but i like to say its on my neck, just for simplicity's sake. so this pimple i was talking about...well it might be a boil, because of it's wide base, and its a different shade than pimples usually are. well a different shade than MY pimples are, anyway. but i saw a pimple on this girl's forehead in my school, and it was like, yellow, and really squishy. i mean, if you took her forehead and rubbed a piece of paper on it, the paper would be translucent, thats how full of greasy liquid this pimple was. or was it a boil? anyways, the paper would be so translucent...or would it be transparent? i never really figured out the difference between those two words...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
shut down by phattim, right on

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Yes, the Tim that is pretty, hot, AND tempting totally burned you into the ground.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Lanks = the saving grace of this thread.

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TAK is BACK... sorta
 
yep, lanks really pulled his shit together for that one.

you can't spell sick without ck
 
Mike, you should go skiing man! The mountain is on your doorstep. You know how many people would kill to be at whis right now? How's the powerout? Is school open?

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President of the LBK
 
i hate bob saget

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
random thought of the moment:

never get so messed up you brush your teeth with Preparation-H.

A guy I know, Sonny, blames his lack of teeth on brushing with preparation-H

 
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