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fizzlefry

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so on like the last day of school i was hanging out with my friends we were going to sleep at one of their houses and stuff. we were a little high and stuff and then this chick comes over and were just chillin. and she was like you guys are all high and i want to be out of it too. so my friend is like okay i have sleeping pills take them. so she takes them and stuff. after a while its hard for her to walk straight and shes seein stuff. we are almost sobor but shes not. then her dad calls and is like hey what time are you comin home and shes like idont know i will come home in a few min. so we like walk her home and everything is cool. then she comes back that night. and shes still way fuckin out of it. and she starts like getting all over me. she has huge boobs and stuff so i just go along with it shes kinda hot. so were kinda makin out and stuff and she wont get off me. then we finaly walk her back home.

a few weeks have passed and everyone kinda forgot about it. we never really hang out with that chick anymore so we think everything is cool. but a few min ago this kid that is her friend gets on line and is like dude, annas dad is going to call yours and noahs (one of my friends) parents and maybe the police about that one night. and im like what the crap? how did he find out. he says i dont know she called my crying and then her dad got on the phone and asked if i knew anything about it. he didnt so he said no. i dont know how her dad found out. something about blood tests or somethin like that. but he found out and she told him.

i dont know if hes really going to call but tell me if this story sounds believe-able enough if he does.....

"alright so we were just hanging out and noah was like we have some sleeping pills, i heard if you take them weird stuff happens so she took them. we didnt know what was going to happen. she started freakin out so we took her home. then she came back in the middle of the night and so we took her back home again.

she came back the next morning and we told her that me and her did stuff as a jokebut we didnt really as and she believed it. we just never really hung out after that so we never got to tell her that we were joking."

tell me if thats a good story.

Kill Cops
 
i would leave the entire part about "doing stuff" with her out... unless her dad already knows about it in which case you are propa funked

 
he does know. but she dosent really remember the night much. so if we said this she might even believe it.

...keep in mind i live in utah and my parents and her parents are mormon.

Kill Cops
 
just say

"dude she came round complaining about not being able to sleep, so i gave her sleepers and took her home..."

what?
 
except she took them at like 4-5 pm and she already told her dad some parts about what happened i think.

Kill Cops
 
fuck man, i need sleeping pills. im going to be sitting by the phone all night. im not going to sleep at all now. fuck i hate girls.

Kill Cops
 
you will be fine... just remember to not give people drugs... ever

that was sarcasm

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^^ for real. He probably thinks that you pulled a Quagmire on her..

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oh davis...you know i can hook you up with sleeping pills... haha too bad you fucking hate me..i have all the goods

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
 
just tell him that you couldn't fall asleep so when you had the pills in your hands you tripped and the pills went flying acrss the room and landed in her mouth and she accidently swallowed them. That should work.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
 
hahahahaha

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your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
either way, this is pretty fucked. the story is ok, but if she remembers fooling around at all, you're fucked. but enough bad news... good luck!

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