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SICKYGNARGNAR

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i can understand being a jib whore if you live on the ice coast...but if you live anywhere west of kansas and jib only....you are a fucking loser

good day

 
I doubt very many people jib 100% of their time. Though, some people may ski mostly at small hills that have little good terrain besides the park. In that case, why waste a run outside of the park?

I'm lucky enough to live in alberta near some big hills with loads of natural fun...

 
I live north BC and it's all about deep pow pow backcountry. I've only actualy been in park about 3 times. But i love jumping off BC booters and clifss and shit. Newschool is fun. I'm not going to hang out on some racing website talking about some beautiful cliff setup where I pulled off a sweet switch 3 nosegrab. So this is my site.

And that's my two bits.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
i live east and im like 100% park rat but when we get a snow im def hittin up any glades possible

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ill third that

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Still no snow on the east coast.

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i 3rd that... i cant wait with my new skis tho theyre like 40 cm longer than my old ones so itll be a much more intense experience

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this is my 10th year skiing but only my 2nd year in park. i cant believe how many kids are park rats around here, sure they can throw a switch 5 or 7, but hell, i can ride faster switch then they can ride forwards. personally, i ski to ski, park is fun, but skiing is still the reason i'm in the park... if you know what i mean

 
SICKYGNARGNAR you are a fag for the following reasons:

1) your name is sickyganrgnar

2) u think jibing and newschool is bad

3) u suck at skiing and prob cant jib a 4 ft PVC rail

4) cause ur a fag and have 2 posts AHAHAHA

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why not come to blackcomb and ski boilerplate fucking ice. If you want to bitch at me ill be at the park.

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im from the west and im pretty much a park rat. but my mountain doesn't get powder days all the time and wen we get one im not in the park

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im in the east..when theres good snow im in the bumps,steeps,and glades..when theres pow i deffinately in the glades, and when everythings a sheet of ice im in the park

 
im sorta with chubs if i undertsand what hes saying...ive been skiing all my life, and have only been doing park the past 4 yrs recrationaly, not to be better than other people. theres alot of other plcaes id rather be than a terrain park on a mtn, but a park is a good place to have fun

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Yay Ice Coast...... oh wait, I hate living here

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the lighten up part should go out to everyone on this site, but on ice coast its park unless it snows for me too.

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sponership

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