This scare anyone else?

bum72287

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gillette sent me a mach 3 with a box that said happy 18th birthday. my birthday is friday. how did they know?

a little scary.

 
that was from your girlfriend, she wants you to shave your ass before you come over again...

-kulpy-

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because you signed a form once

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so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
Same thing happened to me on my 18th. And you know what? It was a good idea for Gillette because I'm still using that same razor (with different blades of course)

 
it's okay if it's the same blade

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

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so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
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I think I'm the only one I know who didn't get one on their 18th birthday. Even my brother got one, and that was 3 years before me.

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i signed up for some stupid marlboro promotion when i was like 18 or 19 and right around my 21st bday they send me a $20 gift card for anywhere visa is accepted!

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i got one, my friend got his on like his 16th bday and it said happy 18th bday. wierd

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If you didnt get anything thats because after examining your DNA they determined that you will be a prepubescent guy until you die

Gillette can do that.

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i hope i get sumthing when im 18 unexpectedly

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yeah, they did tahe same to me, I haven't used it yet, but my friend got one and he said the blade is so horrible

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There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
its actually a nice razor, i was pretty pumped

i never signed any form for it

and im gonna use my old one for ass/grundle purposes

 
yeah dude i got mine as well...nice razor

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my friend got one when we was 16

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
they do it because the razor is free, then they still make moneyoff the blades, cream and what not

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
^^ that razor comes with blades dipshit, oh and what planet do you live on where plastic is free, but you are right about the other stuff

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
 
my sisters boyfriends dad works a gillette. he gives us free razors, shaving cream, and blades all the time. we got soo many now. we havnt had to buy anything since she started going out with him. they're prolly getting married too so man its like almost a life supply for me.

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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
nah its def not from his gf cause the kid can barley grow anything so im sure shes not worried about it

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ove shaved once r twice

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A: TWO RED HEADS

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once my parents gave me a present that said happy birthday on it... and wanna know what? it wasnt even my birthday

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That is a valid point^.

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Who the fuck goes online and fills out forms when they are drunk. SWEET LIFE MAN!!!

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yea i got freaked out too...im pretty sure they get it from when you sign up for the draft...which is actually pretty insane

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
 
you have to...or you get arrested...its not called "signing up for the draft"...its liek government shit...im gona feel retarded when someone says the name for it

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
 
I haven't signed up for the draft either, and its been like 6 months since my 18th birthday and I've gotten two postcards saying, OPPS did you forget to sign up?! but i just mumble, "no bitch, i didnt forget" to myself and throw them away. theres no way im going in the army no matter what war is coming, i dont need to die for anything.

 
Stop worrying about the draft. It isn't going to happen. I have had so many pointless conversations about this in the past couple years. Not going to happen in the near future. Honestly, I don't know what it would take where the public outcry and protests would be worth instating the draft.

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im not worried, ill wait until they start sending me threats in the mail only because im too lazy to print and mail this shit

 
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