This person has never had a blowjob

[gnarschralped]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/the-politics-of-pubic-

hair-why-is-a-generation-choosing-to-go-bare-down-there-8539673.html

no clicky as im on mobile

 

[BrewskiJr]

I digress.

I do believe it is THIS person who has never had a blowjob before: http://goo.gl/ykHWq

 

[E__]

It's true. You haven't.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

The lack of a dick does make things hard...

 

[Horsefacekillah]

 

[ALMIGHTYSOSA]

wtf

 

[Alex_G]

lol good one

 

[k-rob]

quoting a terrific first post.

 

[MathClassStiffy]

Well played

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Crab lice are going extinct, true story. Thank god vegans are taking the lead in preserving old growth habitat.

 

[Dunnah]

OP, the author of that article is a woman and therefore isn't on the receiving end of a blowjob.

 

[Spinoza]

Dammit. lol

 

[SacZiplock]

means nobody ever had a blowjob.... wait wat

 

[Z-Juice]

Nailed it

 

[Crispy.]

Was it supposed to redirect me to eheaths profile?

 

[newnewschool]

Incredible, just incredible

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Holy shit at first I thought everyone was laughing at my expense and I was like wtf I didn't think I even existed on this site?

Well played, well played.

 

[alvy.]

Wait but I thought...oh..it was all a dream...:'(

 

[SwaggerAsFucc]

silly you... i have gotten one before

 

[1337]

well done

 

[howlongcanausern]

not cool man way to single me out

 

[Jane6]

Hahahaha!

 

[CheddarJack]

I used to read...

No. I'm not gunna go there.

 

[foodbuffet11]

I attained fournier's gangrene as a child and never look back.

 

[RaphKP]

I don't think you understand the joke, you must be new here.

 

[JWD*]

ahh you had me for a second there

 

[Peachbutt]

Whereas you've been here for a whopping 2 weeks...

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

No u

 

[act.resist]

 

[GayWolf420]

Is it bad I've never gotten one?

It's awkward now, isn't it?

 

[theschneidler]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

....Word up magazine

 

[Olimar]

I used to read Word Up magazine

 

[Olimar]

wow... fuck me. Well thats enough internet for one week.

 

[SkiinTrigga]

Hahahaha I was like, "Fuck you dude" At first.... then i realized.....

 

[B.Aussie]

Article doesn't woork for me.

 

[7springsprod]

Plead the 5th.

 

[BrewskiJr]

After the first response I thought the link fucked up and only went to my profile. Would have been a huge fail. Haha