This marriage should last awhile

[CrotchKiller]

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/16-year-old-weds-51-year-old-quot-lost-quot-star-why-we-still-cant-process-it-2500540.html?fb_action_ids=3808316649082%2C10150994459153574%2C3397186572025%2C10151590709605722%2C10150783749527074&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_ref=type%3Aread%2Cuser%3AKK9kAVh2YNtNWHfzixsYJqxj0Q0%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3AmoIzOtOva3-chTLPcrfEt2RAxEI%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3Aq62gD6Pdg63oXoM7Stx7otJARlQ%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3AL4cBzyZe6eDVA6lY6X3967gr7AY%2Cfb_opengraph&fb_source=other_multiline&code=AQBT-mlZ-Z48Q_lPi3-qGS34u5tT4juRqAer2l3FVDORdn7-V3kF5EgqSJCuEdCbSfMdE1UyonXZ_KhmIRpt1z_P5z-VIO1KQ-D2oHMFrOrZprURNX4TF27WDgoG8Ryk4-fOxFCEYIEtWkCZu_s_YURBlFINSBfhxkSETY71MPP6aEb6jcWNdToZkTOMbK2uzgM#_=

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

No it won't.

 

[theabortionator]

okay

 

[Lucas]

it won't, no

 

[CrotchKiller]

the 16 year olds fresh single for those who couldn't read all the way to the bottom.

 

[CrotchKiller]

should we kiss?

 

[Bill.Nye]

"Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter"

Wait, does he realize this is going to be literal?

 

[CrotchKiller]

I think there is a law against putting a girl in dog after you turn 50.

 

[Bill.Nye]

Welcome to Obama's America

 

[artfullydodged]

Its a strange world we live in...

 

[rommo]

 

[timmi]

What the fuck I want a 16 year old.

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

lucky bastard.

 

[Campeador]

Hundreds of years

One year

 

[Oldmann1584]

just throwing this out there,

shes pretty fucking hot and i'd fuck (then chuck) her, but not merry her. looks way too much of a slut/is.

 

[Alex_G]

she must be witnessing such a weird realityPr

 

[Mr.Turtle]

that escalated quickly

 

[LIL-WAT]

I lost it at the dogs wig.

 

[Krizzle]

This is from last year...

 

[Krizzle]

This is from last year...

 

[ORDEAL]

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Relish_man]

i think i puked a bit

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

I would not be surprised if that girl made it in the music industry...which is frightening.

 

[geteducated]

he is winning ALL the sports

 

[PopsicleStand]

Well they're coming up on a 1 year anniversary, so you can't say they've done too bad in the context of it being a Hollywood marriage.

 

[act.resist]

This. But seriously

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

wow, that video really sucked. and apparently her tits are real? i don't know if I believe it.

 

[Parks.]

.

 

[steezyjibber]

is it weird that i thought from that first picture that she was the 51 year old and he was the 16 year old?

 

[Davy.Crockett]

well thats really fucking weird. that girl is pretty bomb though

 

[Kangbang]

She looks like such a skank. Plus she looks like shes 25 and worn.

 

[Petey.]

I hated his character in Green Mile.

 

[gwhitey]

i loled,

this is crazy though, wtf

 

[BrewskiJr]

This bitch does NOT look 16

 

[act.resist]

She was a lot prettier before she started dressing like a prostitute and using an industrial paint brush to apply her makeup

 

[Anathema]

YOU JELLY? SHE'S A FOX AND THAT OLD GUY IS SLAMMING THAT HOT ASS. HE'S PROBS RICH AS FUCK AND SHE ALL AWWWWW YEAH MAKE MONAY MONAYYYY AND MAYBE HE HAS A GODLY COCK. WHO DA FUCK NOES>

 

[CBROOKS]

Well said!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

her parents fucked up so bad

 

[daskis]

Oh, classy.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Busted.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

and even now, one year later, shes still underage

 

[CrotchKiller]

shes real dude, her mom even says so

 

[.Blake.]

the only thing she should be doing is taking d's on camera

 

[baz1]

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[Bill.Nye]

She looks likes a 40 year old who's trying to be 16

 

[PON3]

Doesnt this seem so fucked to any one else?

On the left is what is beautiful. But on the right is what society thinks is beautiful.

So messed up.

 

[HARVERSACE]

tru dat

 

[TheClap.]

ooo hey there

 

[fitzcarraldo]

courtney... what do you want from me? I don't understand.

You're all jumpin' around.... and I'm just sittin' here with my beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XelmvQuLgJ8&feature=related

 

[SirBrownlee]

 

[Aidan-G]

That story is almost a year old. Why is this just now a thread?