This man is my hero

[Bart.Man]

Let's all take a moment to thank this man for the sacrifices he has made to deliver us this superior desert.

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Also, do you think Oreo should provide a cream-less option, just the delicious cookies?

 

[.Apex.]

I want to say something condescending or snarky but it just doesn't feel right.

 

[theBearJew]

I like him, but I don't like his views on cream.

 

[espen^R]

It would be hard to even become close to devoted to a goal as this guy.

 

[ryano]

his catch phrases were hilarious. i laughed so hard. such a dry tone and sense of humor. oh man..

i do disagree with his view on cookies tho.

 

[Big_Spence]

NSG post of the day, congrats.

 

[TheClap.]

yes

 

[Tinga]

Portland Oregon you say? yeah I can see that.

 

[NinetyFour]

This guy must be related to Cliff Young because that is badass.

 

[.Hugo.]

I'm sorry but Cliff Young is 986983569489459876394764x more badass than this guy. This isn't even badass at all, it's just a waste of the best art of the cookie. Just go buy plain chocolate cookies

 

[onLINE]

i would like to thank him for his stache.

 

[Stickity]

what

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

That was pretty god damned funny

 

[Huck_Norris]

Haha I know this guy! He is dating a girl I was friends with in HS.

/claim

 

[1337]

So brilliant

 

[northeast]

this is so fucking good
also, he looks just like Walter from Breaking Bad.

 

[TheClap.]

dat stache

 

[Bateman]

hahaha that is awesome, and how he combined it with humor and all.

 

[Phil-X-]

I would take all that mans cream.

(please dont quote me on that)

 

[Stickity]

quoted

 

[DILLINGER]

Hope he wins a nobel peace prize for this.
+K to anybody that photoshops this.

 

[NinetyFour]

True. Cliff would actually share the fucking Oreos and have it so that the machine harvests the cream to have that go out to the starving in Ghana.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Beides, when Cliff Fucking Young buys a bag of oreos, he distributes them amongst the other people that were waiting in line at the grocery store anyways.

 

[NinetyFour]

I heard you were once badass of the week...

...for an entire year.

Then Cliff Young ran up and snatched that spot, then continued to run for another 34 days consecutively.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Truth.

I tried to run him down, but my car ran out of gas.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Bahahaha.

 

[Steezy_P]

Hahah really cool, good post

 

[MNS]

or you could just buy these

 

[Phil-X-]

We were supposed to be friends...How could you betray me like this.

 

[NinetyFour]

Okay, sitting here at the supper table eating fudgeos which in theory should be a great substitute for oreos, I've discovered that you can remove cream cleanly with the rear straight edge of a knife. It also keeps the cream in tact. I just had a 4X stack fudgeo. So damn good.