This kid peed on his cousin

[jack_weisman]

aight so my friends parents are friends with this other kids parents and that kid is basically nuts, he tried to drown me once, but thats no what this story is about. so my friends parents were having a get together and they invited the crazy kids parents and the kids, there are are two of them, both equally as nuts. so they brought their younger cousin as well. so one of the crazy kids was playing in the tree and the cousin decided she wanted to climb up too. so the crazy kid screams no girls aloud as shes at the top of the ladder and drops trow and pees in her face. needless to say she screamed and took the full load before falling to ground. i laughed soo hard when i heard about it.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

hahahahhaa.. what a little hell raiser!!

 

[MistaFab]

HAHAHAHAHA my dad did that so his sister when he was younger, he always tells us about it. he was climbing this tree and his sis was babysitting him so she said to get down so he dropped his pants n peed on her, but i dont think he got her square in the face

 

[oakjewlery]

golden shower

 

[Black-Bandanna]

that little fucker! atta boy!

 

[tBatt]

hahah when i was 6 i was playing manhunt with my brother and his friends (he was 12) and i was lying down in the middle of some bushes. long story short, he pissed on me and i kicked him in the nuts

 

[Jacobamf]

^haha!

 

[timmi]

i am probably going to regret typing this since i know people on this site...but one time my brother was swimming under our dock...and i was on top, already soaking wet. i stood overtop of him and peed. he was like "what is this?!" hahaha it made me laugh

 

[AnalogINVERT]

who the fuck gets turned on by piss?

 

[SteezePatrol]

cool story hansel.

now tell the one about the drowning

and someone explain to me what the deal with saying cool story hansel is.

did everyone think hansel's story about him forgetting gretle, when he was really sacrificing gretle to the witch so he could be free

or something

 

[gangsteeze101]

one time i peed on my bros friend. it was funny but i got grounded for like a month,cause he told his mom (this was when i was 8)

 

[timmi]

haha i think its from zoolander.

 

[cmeriptahoe]

haha i got peed on once. needless to say it sucked. but thats still funny.

 

[scientist]

hahahahaha

 

[bangarangmules]

my friend, who doesnt have many other friends got peed on in the showers in gym class last year. i felt bad for him

 

[chapz]

fetishes man. people have a fetish for feet, and leather straps, shits fucked

 

[mark.p]

The seniors on the football at my old high school traditionally piss on the new freshmen in the shower during the first week of their high school football careers

 

[andrewg]

l0lz!

 

[oakjewlery]

i fucking hate you

 

[jack_weisman]

AMEN to that

 

[fouldsys]

hahahahaha thats so fuicking funny. i laughed pretty hard

 

[Potatoes]

bahahhhaah

 

[jack_weisman]

i think R Kelly was there too

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

jea and the proper respone is "thanks olof"

but yeah a little kid pissed on me once i couldnt do anything about it i was very angry

 

[Benson23]

hahah nasty

 

[GnarBurger]

haha word

 

[Snowcase]

A seagull pooped on me when I was 6. I would have cried but I was in such shock my body didn't do anything.