This kid needs to smoke 10 pounds of pot

ok i get it:

This kid's parents have been wondering "Why the phuck is all out shit thrashed around the computer?"

They set up a mini cam next to the computer to find the perpatrator.

Two days later their son gets on after school while his parents are at the market and he decides to watch some of the roughest, violentest and yes, sexiest porn ever made available.

Having never seen pornographic images of such violence until recently, he is unsure how to react to such sexuality. Instead of pleasuring himself, he destroys everything around him.

After his rampage he goes to his room to deal with his non-post-orgasmic feelings and wonders what came over him in this tizzy haze.

Later his parents come home and see the damage and view the camera. Seeing these funny, yet uncontrolled acts they confront their son on his violent porn fettish. He throws a tantrum and after several minutes of forcefully subdue him they threaten to make public the video to Break.com if he doesnt pleasure his parents in a sick tantric threesome. He refuses and what we see on Break.com is what is the result of this brave boy refusing to please him mother and father...I commend this child.
 
Judging by his panting, that's teh best workout the kid has ever had, so that's good for him.
 
probably the most annoying thing i have ever heard in my life.

i hope he got the shit knocked out of him by his rents.

he needs to grow some pubes
 
i dont think i could ever get that rilded up about anything...but then agian i smoke so much weed i loose feeling of my arms and cant move them
 
he's playing unreal tournament.. he can't even stand the game while it's loading.. he's screaming things like.. "i don't want it too load. that's such a long time.."

"i killed him" or

"i will kill y all", "eat that motherfucker"," which son of a bitch is shooting at me?" and stuff like that..
 
he's got to have some mental issues, he seems bipolar or something, he goes from screaming bloody hell to laughing. he needs as catscan.
 
yea that gets old pretty fast...

i wonder if it was planned out or anything.

he probably just got killed in CS or got a virus.

what a douchebag
 
Id hate to be one of his pets. Imagine peeing on the carpet and getting castrated with a plastic knife.
 
not funny at all. germans aren't nazis anymore. better listen to your teaxher in the history lessons..
 
not all germans were nazi's anyway there was a high percentage of jewish people in germany, plus calling germans nazi's is pretty racist
 
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