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Schwags

Schwags

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Jeff Thomas, Matt Harvey, and Dave Pauls are reportdely having gay sex. Every monday night at 7 pm local whistler time. Its hard to say whos leading the trio in sex, but some sources say its matt harvey, while other believe its dave pauls. The only thing we do know is there all making wild sounds. More to come as we get it.

 
What they hell are you doing here? Get you ass over there and video tape it!

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Vote rebel!
 
My reports say that Jeff is the ring leader of this wild sex orgy. Despite known reasons Jeff is a homosexual midget

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
hahaha.....oh harvey.......oh wait.....he can't hear me over his moaning. hahaha

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
schwags now we have to find out why you walk so funny

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
arn't you moving in with the trio this summer schwagla

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
yeah im a tad disturbed too because i will be living there for a bit too. and well.. 4-1 odds. but if they are fucking each other im all good

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
Cryss your a girl you have nothing to worry about..and this thread will never get deleted

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
man... i feel sorry for Steph. she'll be heartbroken when she finds out, or maybe she always knew and was just Jeff's coverup. oh man - that just made me realize something... but i won't say it.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
 
When Jeff's not home Pauls steals those porcelain gnomes off of old peoples lawns and fists them while spitting on his naked ontarian chest. Picture that right now.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
 
why picture it when schwags just gave me the video?

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
what? you say that as if it were a bad thing... everyone over here in Ontario does it.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
 
The Lord!

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
notice none of those 3 have come here to defend themselves.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
thats because its all true...TRUE.......na man i dont know these kids i cant talk shit i was only kiddin

~Kevin
 
no no, it's true.. why would schwags say it if it wern't true?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
 
Schwags make something up not likely

What this place is technical, it technically sucks...Crystal Mountain the resort to end all other resorts
 
Jarrettttttt, enough already. Although I do wonder what became of all of that

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
my dave does NOT like boys. he likes me. i am NOT a boy. damn you all. i cannot speak for harvey or jeff though......

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
hey this thread is super old...are those 3 still going at it? mind you now it must be a monthly thing.. where dave drives up to ottawa for it...

*BLOODCLOT!*
 
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