This is wrong! Just Wrong!

Lateralis

Lateralis

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my girlfriend went on my account (windows xp) and she found my briefcase full of porn,i had like 8 gigs or sumthing and she deleted it,this is just wrong,she lives out of town so i have a reason but you never,never ever touch a mans porn,seriously!

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yeah, 8 gigs, i mean if i were her i would be pissed. Its like you think more of jenna jameson then her man

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i dont know why girls get so upset about their boyfriends watching porn... its dumb. it happens. just like im sure they dont ever look at pictures of naked guy and fantasize or just fanatsize in general. hell i bet half even watch porn themselves. girls are so dumb. and if your girlfriend wont let you watch porn. or she gets mad, tell her to get lost and find one that will watch it with you.

im out
 
hot damn jenna jameson is hot. but 8 gigs, thats impossible. all the fucking amount of schoolwork i got to do on my computer so far this year, doesent amount to half of that (4 gigs)

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i had a few long downloads going on kazaa (like 4 hour long films) andmy brothers deleted them. i think they're gay

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must be by chance do they share a room or bunk?

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then they're gay...secret late nite love making sessions

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8 gigs, HOLY CRAP! That makes me hard just thinking about all that part! 8 FUCKING GIGS! THAT'S CRAZY! Anyway, i agree with whoever said girls should say anything about guys watching porn. It's just like watching a movie, but with naked people, doing each other up the butt! I mean, what's wrong with that? It's not like we're gonna leave the girl for a porn star or something.

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there werent many files they were just big files but they were damn good movies,and yes ive had sex with,weve been together for almost 2 years,ive been banging her for over a year and half,she just lives out of town and the time we get to see each other is limited for that reason,so why not watch some good ole porn,they make the movies for people to watch and i watch them but now theyre all gone,terrible,just terrible

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Use a file recovery thing, unless shes like a computer hacker she didnt fully delete them, you can recover them almost 99 percent intact.

 
haha yeah 8 gigs is a ton

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a 15 minute medium quality vid is like 80 megs. So lets say 20 minutes is 100 megs. thats 200 miuntes in a gig, and 1600 miuntes in 8 gigs. Thats 26.6 hours of porn, or just over a day. Dude, thats ridiculous.

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The real problem is that his girlfriend deleted it all. Think of all the time he spent downloading it. Now he has to do it all over again. His girlfriend owes him. I say anal sex.

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If she has a problem with u watching porn with other women in it then suggest to her that you 2 make your own porn next time ur together....

i dunno just an idea

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sometimes she watches it with me but we had a little arguement and i think she just did that to piss me off and it did, and cRuz, how do you do the file recovery thing??? pm explaining,id appreciate it

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my ex used to actually watch porn with me alot. she was one of the better ones.

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haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
i think my comp can barely hold 8 gigs? shit hehe u knwo what u do man buy a bunch of cdz and burn all ur videos onto the cdz thats hwat im doin cuz my comp is shiit

 
fuck man do u need porn get a new girlfriend when i had mine i didnt watch porn it didnt turn me on.

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changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
well if it was gay porn, then i side with ure gf

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wateevr it cant b hard to downblaod new porn i mean come on man its not liek u know pver 24 hours of porn and ur gunna miss it bcuz it was that good

 
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