but... they won't. miami beat the mavs.. like, in 2004, when the nba sucked.. and more people followed what was going on with kobe's dick (and rode it) than watched the games.. i mean, if kobe's personal problems bring his game down, the entire league has it easier.. and dwayne is a teetotaler (lame, nobody wants some weak partier to win a championship, the celebration at the staples center last month was bad enough).. plus, it's miami, everybody goes to florida in the winter - when the basketball season is goin on - cuz it's nice there.. which means miami is full of pussies who cant take cold weather.. nobody likes pussies who cant take cold weather.. nobody wants pussies to win a championship.. and they wont, cuz nice weather in the winter makes u soft.. and chris bosh? oh, wow, from the raptors, how hard is it to stand out there.. if lebron wanted a team, he could pay for one out his own pocket.. shit, he could probably get a loan to buy a franchise, considering how rapidly his income is rising and how marketable jordan was after his career (that is, if the financiers are still dumb enuf to make stupid loans, which they definitely are).. but, then again, as we see time and time again in professional sports, well just have to see which way the refs are rigged