THis is the most bad ass story of the year

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Here’s one for the record books: According to ABC News, a Delaware man is suing doctors after a colostomy bag reversal left him shitting out of his dick and peeing out of his ass. Joseph E. Swain is the unlucky fellow, who, according to the story, had his colon stapled to his bladder instead of his rectal stump, causing him to pass gas and liquid stool from his pecker — and likewise, urine through his colon. That’s right kids, dick farts. He could probably even light his farts just as he would if they came out of his butt, creating the world’s first flame-throwing cock!

“These structures are very close to one another,” Dr. Scott D. Goldstein, the director of colon and rectal surgery at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Pennsylvania said. “But it shouldn’t happen.” And while this kind of mix up has been reported before according to the doctor, “it should be rare as hen’s teeth.”

Someone get this guy to Howard Stern for an interview, stat. And to get more info (do you really need more info?) on the medical mishap, you can read the original story in the Delaware News Journal.
 
Here’s one for the record books: According to ABC News,

a Delaware man is suing doctors after a colostomy bag reversal left him

shitting out of his dick and peeing out of his ass. Joseph E. Swain is

the unlucky fellow, who, according to the story, had his colon stapled

to his bladder instead of his rectal stump, causing him to pass gas and

liquid stool from his pecker — and likewise, urine through his colon.

That’s right kids, dick farts. He could probably even light his farts

just as he would if they came out of his butt, creating the world’s

first flame-throwing cock!

“These structures are very close to one another,” Dr. Scott D.

Goldstein, the director of colon and rectal surgery at Thomas Jefferson

University Hospital in Pennsylvania said. “But it shouldn’t happen.”

And while this kind of mix up has been reported before according to the

doctor, “it should be rare as hen’s teeth.”

Someone get this guy to Howard Stern for an interview, stat. And to

get more info (do you really need more info?) on the medical mishap,

you can read the original story in the Delaware News Journal.

 
That article is so poorly written, I can only assume that it was originally written in Russian, and my internet translator is broken.
 
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