This is not going to be received well

to everyone that took me seriously, thanks you all are great :)
to those who didn't: you are missing out on free oatmeal raisin cookies and microbrewery beer. HA
 


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im not tryin to ask u on a date but i live in boulder im 20 and go to CU as do all my friends so if ur ever tryin to go out and party or chill or ski or whatevs hit us up
 
can I have yo numbaaa? can iii? can i haeevve itt?
where's yo boyyyfriend?? where he att?? is he biig?? is he heftyy??
you like mike n' ikes??
 
Im in China right now studying but will be back in Boulder in December so if you are still looking to make friends, hang out, go skiing feel free to pm me, home made cookies could convince me to do pretty much anything.
 
haha i had a guy hit on me in an "adult store" like that it was so creepy he like licked his lips and everything lol
 
someday i would like to work at an adult store. i could grow a mustache, recommend different pornos to other creepy people, and sell plastic bongs. im sure it pays well too. at least a good 7 bucks an hour im sure.
 
lol that made me cry i was laughing so hard hahahaha. my buddy and i once did that at a dennys when we were hammered, pretended to get in a fight over her too. she was sooooo creeped out, it was great.
 
I personally would ove to date you but i obvi don't just date anyone. So I will have Lieutanent Commander Wuppie pick you up at 3:00 outside of CU in the main parking lot. He will then interview you and if you match me you will get a call back. Here's a picture of him
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He has over 20k armor so its no big deal but ya whatever. You can't really miss him. He's the bear driving a car.
Taylor
P.S Maybe bring him a treat or something (he likes pentu butter a LOT!) just to make sure hes not scared of you.
P.S.S He won't bite!
 
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