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stratfordavon

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but, i need a date.
i just moved to boulder, need a date to distract me. i am insanely bored knowing no one. i like skiers, so i tried to see what people might be interested on here.
im not looking for ass, but whatever. just go with me to qdoba and ill be happy.
i have a picture if you want.
and please dont give me shit for not going out and meeting people, i do that
but im lazy right now
thanks
 
Hey there. How would you like to date an imperial stormtrooper? I excel in population suppression and the fine art of lovemaking in the cramped quarters of an AT-AT. Heres a pic, you wont be disappointed.

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Hello ladies of the internet!

I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now,

I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to

realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman.

Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U

of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on

the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly

opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the

impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am

fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of

wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving

into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity

for Asian culture, which is frankly superior).

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

- Asian

- Woman

- Aged NO MORE THAN 23

- - and NO LESS THAN 16

- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.

- - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.

- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

BONUSES include:

- Japanese heritage

- Large collection of animé and manga

- Glasses

- Interest in cosplay and roleplaying

- Traditional Ladies' education

I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term

relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed

aside.

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seems like we're the only two who see this as a serious post... too bad neither of us live anywhere near Boulder.
come to Vegas, girl. i'll blow your fuckin mind.
 
i was taking it seriously, i live in boulder - go to CU and i could recommend some places that are good for meeting people. even if you're underage. Half Fast is a pretty easy one (the sub shop that turns into a bar at night....you can still get in if you're not 21 and tons of kids go there at night)
 
I don't have money to pay for my own food so I dont see myself taking you on a date anytime soon. But if you ever want to go up to the mountains for a day or weekend hit me up. You will have to pitch a little for gas and beer ~$10-15 but you'll have a good time, ride with a lot of fun people, most big mtn. oriented but if you want to lap that park a few times I'm more than happy to do that I'm normally lapping it by myself ha.
 
i guess i'll date you if you comply by my one and only rule.....
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i wear that shirt so bitches aint be questioning my shit
 
OMFG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
 
i feel bad for that girl in that picture.
and fuck it guys, i just want some company. if you're broke/poor/cheap/....ill freakin buy you a burrito and a brew.
i'm just bored.

oh, and im not an ugly girl, trust me.
 
i'm not entirely sure this is serious but on the off-chance that it is i feel bad for you...i think you came to the wrong forum. good luck, though.
 
oh sweet. alright, sorry guys, didnt know i was in the wrong forum.
anyways, if anyone is legit from CO and seriously interested, ill send you a pic. im just not going to post it on here.
 
I honestly just laughed my ass off for 2 minutes straight and I have no idea why that was so hilarious.
 
You know how I know you're gay...

...because a girl that skis offers to make dinner and nobody is taking her up on it. i wish i lived in boulder.
 
haha

me: i stuff some french fries in your ass

her: uh wtf

me: now i take a miniature of the eiffel tower, scream some french swears, and blow a load of gourmet sauce on your back

her: ......
 
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