This is going to be funny as hell

WBKrz

WBKrz

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ok so my school is doing like a miss usa pagent to raise money for project graduation, but insted of it being girls its guys dressed up like girls. Ha last year it made like 10000 bucks so its a huge deal. anyway i need help with all my stuff ha my name is Miss Roburta (my real name is burt) "Foxy" Smith. I need you guys to help me think of some clubs, and activities that im involved in and my hobbies and intrest. So far i said i enjoy synchroized swimming, long bubble baths, spandex, shaking my donk, throwing up after i eat , and spinning around in medows haha I need some more and i have to put on a talent an example is last year one of my friends ate a popcicle ( but pretty much gave it head) so you get the idea... READY SET GO!
 
Never returning guys phonecalls, collecting lightbulbs, working the corner down on 21st street, breaking hearts, plucking my chin,
 
playing phone tagg with all your girls, you need some kind of a cool talent though so i would think this is one thing u should come to NS for i cant think of anything right now
 
you can put a condom on a banana using nothing but your mouth!

i honestly dare you to do that infront of the whole school!
 
ahem no homo... haha and putting the condom on the bannana with just my mouth would be so funny ha but i honestly couldn't do that
 
i would have to say your specilties could be dishes and cleaning and picking up the shit of the man haha

and your talent could be to like crab walk super fast or something outragously stupid and rediculus

or like play bag pipes or try out some of that crazy ass and annoying mongolian throat singing

haha sry if that affends anyone but that shit is a fucking joke

oh and when you run off stage scream out NO HOMO!
 
you enjoy long walks on the beach.you have given a blowjob for a pizza. you bedazzled your vagina.
 
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