This is as American as it gets

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Well this family was doomed from the start
 
lololol you're kidding right? what does the fact that, america is filled with fatasses, have anything to do with liberals vs conservatives?
 
being 1000 pounds does have one advantage, mad i mean maaaaaaaad afterbang. you'd be afterbangin till the lift line.
 
As you grow older (not 15), you realize that there are stereotypes for a reason. By 2030 50 % of adult male american citizens will be considered overweight. 48-52 % of adult women will be over weight. This lady is teacher her children it's ok to be lazy as fuck and eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Her kids should be taken away and she should be called a "fat fuck" the rest of her days.
This article makes me sick!
 
I'm glad you took the time to type that well thought out response (lol), but what he said was, "Americans make me sick" implying that all Americans are like this fat piece of shit in the OP. I've never personally seen anyone even close to that fat, and I've been living in America for my entire life. All 15 years of it. Stereotypes are just stereotypes, and as you grow older (tee hee, see what I did there?), you'll see that. I bet you think all black people like fried chicken and watermelon, play basketball, and will rob you too, huh?
 
Wait... But black people do eat fried chicken and watermelon. Black people play basketball too... Black people also rob people. Black people have wieners that are extremely large. Black people only drive cadillacs. Black people also jump REALLY fuckin' high!
Is your mom or dad a fat ass? Parental issues? Do they just not "get" you?
 
Have you ever had fat sex? Its like have sex with a thousand vaginas, all them folds of skin, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmimsohungovermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
oh man, I was going through mythreads and found this, which prompted me to look her up.

The bio on her site is just simply spectacular. Here's a little taste:

"From the time I was 20 to the time I was 30, I went from 300 pounds to 500 pounds. This weight wasn't intentionally gained."

http://susanneeman.com/bio.html

my question is...how in the HELL do you unintentionally gain 200lbs in under a decade?
 
Wow an American actually getting frustrated at their country!! Maybe the first reason is because the world doesn't think Canada is a fucking joke (only you guys do). Personally, I don't think the USA is really that bad, and I realize Canada is similar in culture anyways. But we are like 1/10th the size and therefore our pile of shit is much smaller and less stinky to the rest of the world.

Fuckin American Christmas, people beating each other over new Air Jordans, causing Black Friday/Holiday shopping stampedes. I'm telling you the same greed exists in Canada but on a MUCH smaller, or at least far less obvious scale. Just saying.
 
Dude that's the part that pisses me off.

If you want to be a disgustingly, mind-blowingly fat tub of lard, go for it... But earn it for yourself if that's what you really want. Go get a job and buy those 3 dozen eggs with HoHo breading yourself. The fact that she's being allowed to just sit around and get fatter on pubic assistance, never pay a dime for all that rediculously excessive food and even take advantage of the medical care on the taxpayer dime makes me sick to my stomach. Way to reward shitty behavior by giving them open license to do it. I bet you could feed a whole poor family with what that fucking jelly roll consumes daily. That list was rediculous.

I would PAY MONEY to see her cry tears of butter as the the benefits get taken away. I bet she has a box of kleenexes in there somewhere anyways.
 
something tells me that watching those tears of butter in person wouldn't feel very good... but way to get all Glenn Beck on us & feel like you're taking a stand... this woman is clearly mentally ill, it's a sad situation the whole way round.
 
at least she wears her shit on her sleeve for the public humiliation, but in all reality it's the governments fault
 
I would absolutely love to see the amount of cholesterol in her arteries when she has to get like 3-4 bypasses, she is just killing herself.
 
Ok so don't get her psychological or nutritional help, yeah that would be stupid. Just keep throwing cash at the fkn buffet buster, that'll do a lot.

No her psycosis totally isn't a self-preservation tactic at all. Nope, not even a little bit. See, all she has is being fat, so she's embraced it. She's become it, literally. If I was her case worker I'd demand that she sees a shrink and a nutritionist- and again that's on the taxpayer dollar too unfortuately. Someone has to let her know that she's just embracing the fatness as her most glaringly obvious trait and identifying it as "what she is"... Now any human being seeks to be comfortable with what they view themselves to be- and in this case she has been supported by everyone in her quest to be the fattest, laziest bitch on the planet- so of course she is proud of her megafupa, all thirty chins and vast array of rolls- I mean there's easily enough loose change hidden in there to buy a car.

Basically this bitch needs help, and I don't mean getting her groceries in the car. She needs to be put on probationary terms with her benefits- so they're given under the premise of her getting psycological and nutritional help, as this is flat out abuse of the system. On the front side she's blowing money on enough food to feed a whole family and on the backside she's a poster child for diabetes and heart problems which she's not paying for either. She is fucked up, and everybody around her thinks it's cool, which it's not.

/rant
 
thats a really dangerous idea imho, africans aren't used to the sight of a white whale and they won't know what to do... they will probably just flee from the beast!

If it then proceeds to eat up the entire food supply of an african country in 1 meal, they're pretty much fucked even harder than they are now ... Only positive thing would be that the entire country's BMI will skyrocket back to acceptable values ....

 
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