This is as American as it gets

[fujarome]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html

Fantastic. I feel bad for the children, because their mother is almost certainly killing herself.

 

[maximiliaan]

 

[Petersaurusrex]

I fucking hate the stereotypes this country gets I wish i was Canadian or something.

 

[Lemuel]

52st? hmmmmmmmm

 

[Aaaron.]

holy sweet jesus

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

Total: 21,962 calories

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1XJ6ACspf

 

[.AR6rider.]

She should save some time and just shoot herself.

 

[PJS.]

SWEET MOTHER OF SOUR CREAM JESUS WHAT THE BLUE PTERODACTYL FUCK IS THAT

 

[maximiliaan]

i hope she comes in epic mealtime

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

ew

 

[Aaaron.]

 

[RJ_Res]

Typical American.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

this one's amazing, back to back with her sister ....

you guys can guess two times which one is the solid seven....

 

[AWALLRUS.]

FEELS GOOD MAN.

BUT AS A CANADIAN I'D RATHER BE SCANDENAVIAN.

ALSO, I'D HIT THAT

 

[PJS.]

thats either a shot gun or a dick in her pants.

 

[T.L.]

"She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 with her two sons, Brendin, centre, and Gabriel, right, in 1998"

The caption for the last photo on that page. False. Look at her disgustingly overweight face. She is most definitely obese in that picture.

 

[theabortionator]

Do is she single? I'd hit it

 

[.AR6rider.]

Oh she's a solid seven...hundred pounds of sweet, sweet, lovin.

 

[SketchyMike]

bacon&bacon&

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[613.]

‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton’

I wouldn't... Fat cunt

 

[lukewalnuts]

.

 

[Campeador]

Unemployment checks pay well.

Fuck I hate American entitlement.

 

[crab_pretzel]

wow she looks like katy perry

 

[ORDEAL]

I was just thinking that

 

[Jibbin_Ur_Face]

Its a fucking..... Hippo!

 

[Static]

American? I think you mean Australian.

http://www.health-fitness.com.au/australia-now-fattest-country-in-the-world/

 

[PJS.]

you would be obliged to play this in the background as you searched

 

[Willard]

DAT ASS MUS BE HUGE

 

[huge-go]

"And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice."Hmm. I wonder what advice the doctor would have to offer. "maam, you're fat as fuck and need to lose 700 lbs."

 

[Davy.Crockett]

i'll do it for her

 

[gotti]

Her sister is a hottie

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’

if being fat for chicks becomes a trend I'm movin to canada.

its actually really pissing me off how many american girls are fat while all the boys are not

im american

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1XJF5zWaa

 

[I_Am_Mod]

goddamnit, why is my imagination so lively ?! iiieeeuuwwww !

 

[Mr.Panda]

I'm fat and think she is a fucking tard nugget douchebag idiot.

 

[iSmokeweed]

THAT IS SO PIMP!

 

[Relish_man]

she looks like a fucking melting candle. a big-ass melting candle.

 

[BmoChop]

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[802Valley]

so many fucking jelly rolls

 

[FLBP]

"the bigger i get, the better I feel"i guess you cant feel the cardiac arrest thru 50 pounds of tit

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I'd hit her sister...

 

[collinder]

WELCOME TO AMERICERRRR

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

i feel bad for her kids, they look miserable in the picture.

 

[Keenan_Jones]

americans make me sick.

 

[TOAST.]

I got really pissed of after reading this.

 

[Skittle.]

 

[k-fred]

bahahahahhahahaahahahhahahahha holy shit nice one hahahah

 

[Deluge]

this.

 

[.AR6rider.]

I love the crisp smell of stereotypes in the evening.

 

[.spaghetticat.]

HOLY

thats awesome

 

[Lwaghorn]

Im thinkins her sister is pretty hot. But im not sure if my mind is playing the "good by comparison" trick on me

 

[k-fred]

she eats a fucking bag of animal cookies wtfffffffffffffffffffff is wrong with that bitch

 

[Jonny7]

there is no way she's getting past 50

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

holy hell. i'm baffled as to how that happens.