This is a really serious question...

everyone knows that blunt objects are much more effective than guns when it comes to zombies...so i would have an axe

the people's elbow by attack attack would be blaring over the speakers

and gina carano would be taking out zombies by my side with her crazy mma moves
 
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I was thinking about this exact situation before this thread came up but only the weapon.1. Lightsaber 2. George thorogood: Bad to the bone or Diplomats: this is what i do3. Jason staham? the dude from snatch/crank etc. cause hes a badass
 
hahaha and uh

1. ski pole

2. let the bodies hit the floor? or something intense about things dying

3. MIKE TYSON! (when he was at his knock out age)

 
Two Sawed off Shotguns

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(sawed off shotgun hand on the pump sippin on the 40 smokin on the blunt)

Singing in the rain or animal collective

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(a clockwork orange)

Isaac Brock

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if anyone has seen modes mouse in concert and seen the demonic stare this man gives, then you realize my choice.
 
i would have my pokeball

and playing crazy train by ozzy

and have ozzy there by my side to bite off their heads!!!!!!
 
1. The Sword of Legend of Zelda that shoots fire when your at full health2.What you say remix3. Brock Lesnar ( who the fuck could take him.)
 
Auto shotty of some sort.

gonna have to steal this one from rowen, but love will tear us apart - joy division would be a fun ass song to kill zombies too

and Eric Bana, like he was in Munich and in Black Hawk Down when he just fucked shit up
 
>>blunt objects are much more effective>>blunt object

>>...so i would have an axe>>an axe

an axe ≠ blunt object

fail
 
the M1 garan is far too slow you couldnt get passed level 6 in nazi zombies with it. You need something like the mg42 or ray gun instead.
 
the needler from halo because i'm an awful shot
m-83 - we own the sky
the bear jew from inglourious basterds
it'd be so epic
 
re-evaluated and ive got 3 new ones

weapon- sawed off shot gun with lots of ammo

song- team song to cruisin' U.S.A. for n64

person- Jungle Commando from Golden Eye for n64
 
weapon - a table leg/brass knuckles/a revolver/a hand grenade(whered i get a hand grenade?)song - yae yo ft problemz - the beatnutscelebrity - guy from pineapple express at about :07or jackie chanor mccruber
 
As a serious topic, this needs to be discussed in great detail. Over time, as many movies and historical documents have shown, the zombie virus is carried in bodily secretions, most notably, blood. Due to the messy nature of how zombies don't want to die typically, and are quite persistent in sticking around to try and "convert" you, a bashing of the brain and/or heart is usually required. Sadly, the bashing that must ensue causes gashes/cuts/abrasions to the scalp and various other parts of the body, leading to these infected fluids to spill out, and in all likelehood, onto you. Bloodborne pathogens are no joke people.

Therefore, the weapon of choice must be thought about wisely. I have seen many of you choosing hand to hand combat items, items that would bring you into the "splash zone". A weapon that is either ranged in nature, does not expire as time wears on (bullets run out people), or cauterizes the wounds as they are inflicted are best to be chosen. In an unrealistic world, or the one where zombies infest malls, a lightsaber would serve best.

1. Light saber

2. Mortal Kombat

3. Blanca from Street Fighter
 
trench gun from cod 5

bulls on parade by reage against the machine

Clint Eastwood cuz cowboys are cool
 
i was thinkin

darth maul lightsaber

immagrant song by led zeppelin

and yoda or the dude from terminator 2
 
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