This guy has balls

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Wow.......

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said on Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbour heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

"This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

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ya there was a different thread on this didnt we all decide it was fake and if its not we were just gunna pretend it never happened

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fake or not, thats such a badass story.

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seems like the completely intuitive thing to do...

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the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
he should have reached all the way through it, out its ass, grabbed its tail and pulled it back threw its mouth

this is not a signature.
 
That guy was a true pimp.

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2 years ago on vancouver island some old guy killed a cougar with a pocket knife, pretty insane

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killing a couger with a pocket knife is way less manly then killing a lepard with your bare hands by pulling his tounge out. haha thats so sweet

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yea, badass story for sure

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wait do you guys mean balls as in testicles or am I missing something?

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