This girl killed a chicken

danbrown

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Ok, so i'm driving around with this girl last night whos home from college for the weekend, and she tells me this story. She was up at uconn for a party, and in one of the rooms there was a girl who worked at a local farm off campus. So the girl that works at the farm stole a baby chick and keeps it in the dorm. So the girl at the party was really drunk, walking out of the room on her phone, not paying attention, and she stepped on the thing and killed it. She then proceded to yell 'pick up these cheetos.' The chicken at that time was having a seizure with its intesntines out on the ground, so another girl suffocated it to death. As it turned out, her friend drew a white outline of the chicken with her whiteout pen on the floor and put yellow masking tape all around it. then she went home... just felt like sharing that.

-Dan

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thats fucked up dude...

chciken fuckers....

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i didn't kno hat killing a chicken sounded like stepping on sheetos but newayz that is the most fucked up story i have heard in a long time

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.

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oh man the chickens skull crakced....must have been cheerios....oh yeah they put some intestines as a new kind of dip...cool

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thats fucked up.

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

RIDEblunt

 
shoulda put it in the microwave and had crispy chick cruncheroos

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thats sad. she should die with misty7 and 'justin' and his girlfriend

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
i'm sorry, but am i the only one that finds the fact that the girl drew an outline of the chick & caution taped it funny?

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^^ you ripped your sig off of fight club... basically.

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^^ i got it from cj, i've never even seen that movie

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
ye i kinda feel bad eating chicken mc nuggets right now , but there damn good

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
word^ its hilarious

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
My question is why the hell was a baby chick roaming the floor of the place while there was a party? wouldn't the chick who owned it realise that's an accident waiting to happen?

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
its her own fault for leaving a baby chick out at a party

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

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thats a sad story

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

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i think it's funny they made an outline on the floor.

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I thought the outline was funny but awful and sad

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

RIDEblunt

 
thank god for canada

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i ran over a bird with my bike one time when i was about 10. basically the same story with the crunch, seizure, and guts...

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i once saw some guts in a movie.

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Misty 7...WTF?!

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ahaha I know I WANT to party with them. THey sound hardcore... THe chalk was the icing on the cake. genious.

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Now that was worth reading.

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i laughed

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what a coincidence! I choked my chicken last night!

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