this girl (help someone with basically no expeirence)

get to know her

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
Hahahahahahahaha Jib_this, it's so very, very horribly sadly true. I'm right with ya there... just about every girl I've ever met has done that. Ok maybe thats a bit of an exaggeration but being nice doesn't seem to get you anywhere. Not that having a large quantity of female friends is bad... but you notice how all the boyfriends they talk about are acting like assholes? Hmmmmmmmm...

Yes! Advice to guy who started this thread: BE AN ARROGANT DICK! It'll get you everywhere you probably want to be.

 
if you are not going out with a chick and she casually brings up her ex than she is most likely not into you. Cuz I fell into the freind trap and now I am screwed cuz Im the nice guy. Girls date bad and marry good, so be a badass. One word of caution: this mehod does not work if you have a good conscience so steer clear of being a jerk. Oh, and one more thing: make sure you know one of their freinds as this will help you in your quest for poon. But not freinds with their freinds.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
fuck one of her friends. Make sure it's the best fuck she's ever had, and then the chick you really want will be begging you for some cock.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
^ Hahaha that's one way to fuck up a friendship... 'I HAD HIM FIRST BITCH!'

 
buy some really big shoes, then she'll come running over to you and you won't have to worry about meeting her. Then be a jerk, she will totally have flaming panties for you.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
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