this girl at school.

dude, its wrong, do her a favor and dont, i mean, first off, therew was a girl at my school, then she went out with akid 2 grades higher, and now no girls like her, so, its not easy, unles you stay together forever and mary her, and if you like her and shes so cool, ana your best friend s sister and you cant even TALK to her??? your fucked up, and a loner, and its just wrong, so what, jsut causae you listen to lagwagon and youyr anti society (anto social) and your friend would be lik,e dude what the fuck, and shit, its so wrong, legally, if you have sex with her, and she gets preggy, your at fault, cause shes younger then 18

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
haha freezy, that was golden. and fagwagon, your still a faggot!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
Thats what i love about highschool girls as i get older they stay the same age..

'All in all your just another dick with no balls'
 
14 is to young.

17/2=8.5

8.5+7=15.5

15 is your minimum age.

Now you know.

And if you haven't even talked to her at all, there's no way she'll dump her boyfriend. Unless you have the nicest Kia in town.

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yea dude tak knows the rule, half your age plus seven. You got a cap at 15.5. You fuck up, like you can't find a girl closer to your age. whatever, if there is grass on the feild play ball....

wow thats so wrong.

 
fuck, when you turn 18, sint that considered rape?

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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
just be really nice to her (which should be hard for you) and let her think that your nice to everyone (to late for that....)

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
fagwagon end it. ill tie you, the nuice, ill buy you the gun, ill get you the knife. however you decide to kill yourself i will be more than happy to help contribute

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
OK the boyfriend things kinda a problem so you should probably just wait. You should also probably talk to your best friend first to see if it's ok and as for the age thing what girl wouldn't want to date an older guy?

Don't serenade her email her!

 
statutory rape is not cool. 14 is too young. that other guys system is good to for ages, but I prefer deviding your age by two, and adding 7, therefore anyone under 15-16 is too young. let her go for the time being. let both of you mature some more. in a couple of years you may be more compatable. one of my freinds (20) is dating a 17, soon to be 18 year old. works by the formula, and they've been together almost a year now.

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
well it is a bit too young, and u really wanna break it to ure friend, that u do sorta got the hots for her. but ure older, and always make sure that u use that, and dont abuse that.

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if i try to use 1080enemy's strategy, i end up with someone half a year older than me

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
Below 14 is illegal in Canada. 14 is the age of consent. (In Canada) a 50 year old can legally have sex with a 14 year old if both are consenting. That's how it works.

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...so take off all your clothes...

...I am getting so hot I wanna take me clothes off...

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i like it when you uh uh, with a little bit of uh uh. id like an order of uh uh, with a side of uh uh. but please no uh, uh, cuz im allergic to uh, uh

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
who cares, its not illegal yet cause he is 17

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
not yet, but can ya say 'staturatory rape' ... i think i've made my point... also your a perv lagwaggon. if you were 25 and she were 22 its ok, but when your in high school... no..

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
wow I'm 15 and going to 16 tomarow and I thinkin that 13-14 are young ur 2 years older than me? how can you do? lol

PAG
 
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