This friday night...

D-40

D-40

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My football team made it to state for the second time in school history and we play eden praire on friday in the first round of state. everyone should come out and watch the game its at roseville and starts at seven. holler at me if you are going to come, im number 40 JEA BOIIIIII
 
Plywood down the bleachers with moist astro then transfer to.... oh wait, hmm it was just an idea. Or for halftime, as long as marching tubas are used instead of sousaphones, use a marching tuba to launch off of and then grind the slide of a trombone. ...I'd say flute instead but like rails in big cities, they've got too many skate-stops. Well, I was just trying to mix the best of both worlds.
 
score me a touchdown dan, and dont give me that defence junk that chris gives me. Also, all skiers should go and we could use this chant:

"give me a C

give me a O

give me a N

give me a D

give me a O

give me a M

Whats that spell?

CONDOM

Whats that mean?

Defence, Defence, Defence!!!"

Learned that one at the bulldog/gopher hockey game this weekend
 
I just made captain at kennedy, cause uhh our season was over like 2 weeks ago. But good luck on playing EP, we beat them twice in our passing league and theyre fat coach was going nuts. He called a Do-Over on a 4th down play. I cant stand EP. I wanna see lakeville south win it tho, just cause they knocked out Cretin.
 
yeah we got our ass whooped. ep's coach is such a fucking prick, we were getting blown out in the fourth quarter with like 2 minutes left and he calls a trick play and throw a touchdown when we have all out backup seniors in who dont get to play alot. how big of an ego can you have when you are up 25 points with 2 minutes left and feel you need to run up the score even more? what a fucking joke.

sorry for my rant im just kinda upset
 
Thats why i respect cretin, all season they only played theyre varsity in the first 2 quarters. EP has always been SOOOO gay about that.
 
but they were all juniors......ya i have some great history with grant 2. I told him what i thought about him. it feels great.
 
Now that i know everyone hates him i should elaborate on what happened at passing league. I play for bloomington kennedy and we were in the passing league this summer at hopkins. Ep sent theyre JV to this passing league. Well our team was undefeated when we got to EP. If you guys know our school you would know we havent been the best at football these last few years. Well fat mike wanted to embarrass us so he brought out a few of his starters for our game. We ended up comming back from behind to beat them. Well we kept winning and were undefeated till the championships where we played them again. For the playoffs they brought out all of theyre varsity. We started playing them and were trading off touchdowns untill the last few minutes where we were ahead. Through the whole game mike has been bitching at our players and even threating us with "setting his players loose" like they were gunna hurt us in two hand touch passing league. Well we were up by like 7 points which is a td and a first down. Cause u scored points for first downs and takeaways and stuff. There is like 7 seconds left, and time for one more play. They score and now were up by one. He goes for the two points for the win, and we break up the pass. Fat Mike trundles out into the endzone fucking FUMING calling for a "re-do" cause he saw a pass interference. He bitches until we just say fine cause it was getting dark and there were no lights. They end up making the 2pc. We get the ball back and get a first down, to tie. but at this time it is dark as fuck and no one can see, so he just says his team won and they took our fucking shirts that were supposed to go to the winner of that championship game. I just had to type this all out cause the grant bashing brought it back and i needed to vent.
 
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