this dream i had when i where little

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Dallan!

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i dreamt that i was gone do this chick, and when i where about to shuv it in i couldnt find my dick?!?!?!?

and then i looked under the bed and my dick layed there in the corner of the room.

sick!

why did i have this dream? diss me plz, diss me hard

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u had fucked up dreams when you were young. maybe it was so small you couldnt find it?

and when iw as young i dreamed about going on vacations and the hotels burning down...

im out
 
i used to dream about going to the zoo and gettin lauled by monkeys,no joke,it was fucken freaky ass shit

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
dreams are fucked, one time i dremt there was this alcoholic in a curch with HIV that squirrted blood on me from hes big open wounds

it came in my moth i thought i got the HIV damn it was sick

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when i was three i had this dream that the bat guy from eurekas castle (kids show back then) came into my room tried to kidnap me and verbaly abused me, the weird thing was, he was one of my favorite characters cause he was a bat

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
eureka's castle!!!! aw shit i almost forgot about that show! that was the fuckin best

my dreams never seem to make any sense..

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
one time, when i was about four, my mom was sleeping on the couch. i stood above her and pretended to urinate on her, making the 'pisss' sound effect and everything. i bet she was dreaming about cake.

also, when i was four, i had a dream i tried to give my mom a hug or something, and smushed her face. blood everywear. it was sweet.

 
when i was younger (like 4th 5th grade) i wasnt too informed on intercourse. i used to think sex was when a girl played with your penis. so growing up all of my dreams were about chicks touching my penis and then i would spunk it and wake up in a pool of goo. i kept having dreams about that bad girl in the leather body suit that was in heman the movie. man she touched my penis alot.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
ya im gonna go with lateralis on the zoo one, i had a dream a while ago that i was there with my mom and the polar bears escaped and were chasing everyone..like wtf!?lol i have the most Random dreams ever

*Look in my eyes...Im jaded now..Whatever that means...*
 
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whoa dude, i thought i was the only one who knew about eurekas castle, that show was kick ass

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
i don't think SUpilot just dreams about Bush, i doubt his dick is ever out of Bush's ass

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
I had this scary dream once in like 4th grade where this sandwich attacked a city and tried to kill me. Then these lollipops started falling, poking everybody's eyes out.

There was another weird dream I had in 4th grade where me and some friends were in a cemetary and we stepped on these eyeballs that were cursed and all this bad stuff started happening.

Prolly the weirdest dream though was this one where I was making out with a guy at school in the 'under-covered area' then my mom like came in saying that I would go to hell or something. Then this remote control car came and I started making out with the guy again...

Ya, those are some of my weird dreams...can anybody make anything outt them?

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i had a dream that i was being attacked by whipped cream can lids.... they were flying and barking at me...

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
damn dude i totally forgot about eureka's castle too, that show was so sweet.

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
Eureka's castle was kickass

I had a dream once i was in front of my friends house and it was burning down and then mario came and i punched a block and got big from a mushroom. then i flew away from the burning house and there was this big black lady that looked like miss cleo flying with me. then i landed in a big field of lego's and my girlfriend was thier and we had sex on the legos and it hurt like a bitch. and then the legos melted and we got stuck in the legos. a banana got thrown at us and then i woke up. it was so weird.

i also had a dream that my cousin had twins, and two weeks ago she found out she was having twins, very freaky shit.

peace,paul

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
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