also from that site
How do you know when it's "bedtime" at Michael Jackson's house?
The little hand touches the big one.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
When does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go shopping?
When boys pants are 50% off.
Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
How does Michael pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue.
An aspiring young pop singer is approached by his manager who can take this boy to a special 'Music Heaven' to make him a great success in music. They arrive in this 'Music heaven'. Manager: Look kid, this is the place to be....look there's Jimmy Hendrix, there's Elvis Presley. The Singer: Oh yeah...and look, there's John Lennon... -: That's right kid....this is the place to be. -: Hold on...this can't be right... -: What's that Kid... -: Well look over there...on top of that lighted laser partition..... IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!! -: (Manager starts to giggle) Oh no kid....that's just God...he thinks he's Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?
Because kids will do any thing for the taste of Dairy Lea
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is God Michael Jackson?"
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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze
Sheldon
that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida