- base for california kickball
- bug squishing instrument, even though i'm not entirely down with unnecessary cruelty to anything
- material to keep a fire burning (metaphor as well, what what)
- blackmail
- a device to press flowers in
- weights
- something to open to pretend you are busy
- door stopper
- ship anchor for a tiny, weightless boat
- if it's a hardcover, to scrape wax off of skis
- covered in snow, a lip for urban
- the frisbee for the worst game of ultimate ever