Think before you eat

[DIX*]

Alright so me and some homies are just chillin and we meet this random dude. We roll up a fat ass blunt with him and start smoking it. Afterwards my friend pulls out a bag of M&Ms and we start eating them. He offers some to random dude and he's all like "awww hell no, I'll never eat those things again in my life". We ask him why and he's like you don't fucking want to know, trust me. We say just tell us, but he tells us we definitely do not wanna know.. Eventually we get him to tell the story. So one day he was eating some M&Ms with his girlfriend and he gets this great fucking idea that he wants to eat some out of this girls vag. I guess she was okay with it because next thing he knows hes going down on a candy filled cunt. Everythings going good and he's having a blast. Some of the M&Ms are wet for obvious reasons, but he eats one that is particularly wet and chewy. He thinks nothing of it and finishes the job. He wakes up the next morning and looks in the mirror to find red dots all over his face. So he goes to the doctor to find what the fuck is up. Turns out he got herpes from eating a herpes sack. HE ATE A FUCKING HERPES SACK. Imagine biting down into a gooey chewy ewwy M&M and having herpes sauce explode all over your mouth.

 

[Foxy_Grandpa]

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trolled

 

[Schlop]

I'm gonna rethink my "diet" after this..

 

[steezemeister]

dude this story has so many variations, people have been telling this since middle school, which i suspect you may be in

be more original

 

[alexg1687]

wait a second, i should never eat M&Ms again because some douchebag's girlfriend has herpes? whether or not this story is true is irrelevant....your logical capacity is somewhat lacking.

 

[Tall_Paul]

made me gag...

 

[Anathema]

the worst part is that i really did picture myself doing that

 

[Dylan_]

hottt

 

[Stickity]

old

 

[Lemuel]

Mini M&M's are better.

 

[Milksteak]

......................................

 

[Static]

one time in a dark theater I ate what felt like salted peanuts, turned out to be sour skittles, woah, what a surprise that first mouthful was

 

[nick3713]

if his story was true then you guys could have herpes

 

[pmw]

completely trolled

 

[yojimbo]

i keep a jar of herpe sacs next to my bed for late night snackin'

 

[soulskier]

Hansel, is that you? blech

 

[Schlop]

EW GROSS BRENTON don't give me your herpes too

 

[RubberSoul]

wait, you actually got told this story and believed it, or youre trying to fool us with it? either way, come on man, that shit's as old and widespread as "my friend knows a dude who knows a dude who did acid and thought he was an orange and peeled his skin off"

not to mention the fact that the story has nothing to do with what you eat.. besides dirty pussies, but that's a whole other story

 

[.travis.]

So you smoked a blunt with a guy who has mouth herpes?

Welp, enjoy your mouth herpes.

 

[Brenone]

Does that mean you now have herpes since you shared a blunt with him?

 

[rewand0]

Never heard that one before.

Moral of the story is.... Don't go down on dirty pussy