Think about it...

skiordie

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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on 'Start'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing

liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Fear is the mind killer!
 
if nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan?

why can the pizza delivery truck get to your house faster than the ambulance?

why does sour cream have an expiration date? is not already sour?

why do kamakazi pilots where helmets?

that's all i can think of right now.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
that sour cream one is stupid

yeah, haha, the others are only too true though

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
ignorance is bliss fookers

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
no one wants to die, but everyone wants to go to heaven

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
I liked most of them,

but it's not that hard to put on mascara w/ out having your mouth open. that's like putting in your contacts w/ your mouth open. kinda.

Grrrr.... leaving for Ontario tommorow :(
 
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