Things you've walked in on

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Funniest/nastiest/craziest things you've walked in on or had someone walk in on you doing...I'll start off with a classic. Walked in on my roommate jerkin it not too long ago...thinking about bringing it up for no reason other than to stir the pot
 
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I went to a buddies house one afternoon, when I walked up to his door I could hear him playing the drums. I knew he would not hear me knock so I just walked in. Opened the door and walked into his girlfriend giving him a blow job while he was jamming to some Rush. He seen me, gave me a thumbs up and I just turned back around. Every time I hear that band I am reminded of this occurrence.
 
my college roommate waxing his skis, bare-naked and singing Bon Jovi. that was a superb ski season that year. waxing skis naked makes you 10x better
 
When I use to work as a plumber we would walk in on people doing shit all the time. Some lady neglected to put away her big ass dildo one time. We would see people doing drugs almost every day. But my coworker definitely had the worst walk in. Found an 85 year old man dead in his home.
 
14052314:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
When I use to work as a plumber we would walk in on people doing shit all the time. Some lady neglected to put away her big ass dildo one time. We would see people doing drugs almost every day. But my coworker definitely had the worst walk in. Found an 85 year old man dead in his home.
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Damn chico
 
14052299:2jZswap said:
my college roommate waxing his skis, bare-naked and singing Bon Jovi. that was a superb ski season that year. waxing skis naked makes you 10x better
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Just guys being dudes
 
Nothing too great but..

-walking into a bar in Boulder definitely people railing blow in the bathroom stalls.

-when I was in jail, I was gonna go to the bathroom and two guys were standing outside the door sayin “don’t go in there”. I was thinkin ohhh shiit maybe someones gettin assaulted.. but turns out someone smuggled in drugs and they were smoking weed in the bathroom—the staff figured it out and lockdown ensued after
 
Was driving on a logging road and a couple was getting it on in the grass right next to the road. The dude looked at me at gave me major stinkeye.

And when I was a kid mom sis's and I went to a restaurant in Portland and a naked chick was sitting on the lap of this greasy gat gross dude. Apparently it was a strip joint. We went somewhere else, needless to say.

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Worst one was walking in on human oreo.

I came home after getting groceries. opened the door and found my white roommate bent over giving a blowjob to a black guy sitting on the bed while another black guy was giving it to her from behind.

Best part was they didnt seem to notice or hear me scrambling to shove the groceries in the fridge and get out of there.

Ive seen a few wierd things during a short employment as a mail carrier. When you ring the doorbell to get a signature for a package you never know what to expect. The best one was a clearly drunk lady answering the door with her bathrobe not tied all the way with a cigarette in one hand and a half eaten banana in the other.
 
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