Things you will never hear a freeskier say.

Look at him dancin' around on that rail doin' those change ups!

...oh wait....Mike Douglas said that about Thovex in the X Games two years ago...

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. True story.
 
This thread should be changed to newschoolers or park skiers. I know plenty of amazing freeskiers who dont know anything about newschoolers or Tom Wallisch.
 
what in God's name is a fricken Newschooler?

dosent being that high in the air scare you?!?!?!?!

whats so good about rails?
 
I've said something along the same lines in the spring when we had a fucking thunderstorm and it was pouring rain. It was actually a fun day consisting of great mud skiing.

But here is one "neato helicopter off that ramp"
 
you have it mixed up, you will never hear a freeskier say, "i dont ski in sunglasses"

sunglasses are sick, goggles are played
 
actually i say that all the time cosidering i still dont know how to get there.

"nigga'" is something that will never be heard out of our mouths.....
 
i say that... well that or; im totally going in the x-trymeee snowboard terrain (designated for hopping) and doin' me some sweet helicopters (while on my snowblades)
 
"Why do snowboarders hit real handrails. if they fall off they're fucked. it's so stupid!"

A kid in my school said that in a little different words....hahahahahhah.
 
mike douglas pioneer newschool skiing, you bite your tongue and learn some respect.

you should be kissing the ground that he walks on and thanking him for making our glorious sport what it is
 
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