Things you will never hear a freeskier say.

Sideways_Shane

Sideways_Shane

Member
okay, so ive seen all these things like 40 things you will never hear a ski racer say an all this bullshit so i say we start up a lil one about freesking.

add something off mine.

1.What is steez?
 
what is the extra tip for?, watch out for that cliff/jump, I wouldn't do that if I were you, what if I get hurt?, I think I'll quit at noon. wanna hit the groomers?, I'll take the easy way down, next year I'm going to try racing
 
everyone i talk to says that, especially my dad. i was at the doctor today, and she said "i see you have a sunburn on your face" and i said it was from skiing. she looked at me like i was a complete psycho
 
haha that's same with me, and the its from skiing is money

hers mine my bro heard a grandma say about me when i was skiing away at the top of a hill

"now look at that! low pants, no poles, and a bandana, how can anybody ski like that!"

i laughd
 
This would be awesome to hear:

"Today I won't be a egotistical, gear begging, four year old about my role in the ski industry. Heck I'd even like to give back today and think about what I can offer other people. Yeah thats what I'll do."

 
They set up some practice gates, Wanna go hit em up?

My pants are too big so i ordered a belt.

Man my leg is kinda sore im going to stick to groomers today.

 
I use a belt. I like my pants down like the next guy but hey, once its down to wear im just wearing underwear, theres a problem for me.
 
why did it have to snow so much today?

i wish it was summer

i wish my mtn would close

who the fuck is tanner hall?

double tipped skis, whats the point

its not about doing tricks its about going as fast as possible and flying off of the sides of the biggest jump you can find

newschoolers.com? sounds like a porn website

ski porn? is that like where two people fuck on skis
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top