Things you have stolen?

CDs, cigarettes, one time i stole a pair of ski poles from a ski shop becuase i left mine at home...i just tossed them in front of the store at the end of the day
 
I've stolen:

- Some immigrant's wallet

- Tips at a bar. (pocketed almost 15 bucks one night.)

- some dude I didn't like's 24 (actually lots of alcohol for that matter.)

- And a shit load of food and writing utensils. never know when they'll come in handy.

And the funniest thing ever stolen was my dad's spandex! like, who the fuck steals a 55 year old man's sweaty, stinky, bacteria infested spandex? like honestly, you've gotta be pretty sick.
 
Hmmmm....various road signs, road cones, wet floor signs, a school bus, random articles from McDonalds etc.
 
all ive stolen is like candy n shit.. i was hungry at disney world once. and it was rianing and this candy store was loaded with pople so i shoved a couple bars into my shirt..
 
ive had my poles and my sherlock stolen... cant wait till someone shows up at a party with that thing
 
a surfboard from a surf shop. that was pretty hard. i just went in with my old shit one and left with a new one.
 
a squierl broke into my house 1ce... he climbed onto my roof and then went down the chimny..me,my bro, my parents were on vacation.. we went to alaska lol and got back and everything was like nocked over and shit and when we got there it was in the chimmney but we didnt know and my dad had a fire that night and when he was putting on logs the damn thing jumped down the chimmney through the fire over my dad shoulder and started going fuckin crazy then my dad chased it all over the house with a fishing net and a BB gun and caught it and then it had a heart attack and died..this was during winter :/
 
Stealing from other people or small stores is ultra lame. Stealing from big companies is ok. If you steal some CDs from best buy, you are stealing like one trillionth of their worth. If you stole my longboard, you'd be taking like 50 percent of my net worth. Stealing people's bikes? You are fucking gay, and if I ever catch someone doing shit like that I will beat them to a bloody pulp.

I've stolen lots and lots and lots of cigarettes, dozens of cases of beer and 40s, and energy drinks.
 
i've never stolen anything, but i just had my cd case jacked from me like 2 weeks ago while i was at work. i saw the fucker running away and i shot him in the back with my 12 guage i had behind the counter.
 
my friends and i mjake really good friends with the people who take ur money at the end of the line and we have prolly racked up like 5-6 hundred in food cuz our resort rips u off
 
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