Things you do that other skiers don't do

[Skiamon]

What are some weird things you do that other skiers don't do?

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Circle type 3+ when I get skis mounted.

 

[armchair_skier]

put my trash in a trash can

 

[TOAST.]

Go fast

 

[shinbangclan]

sleep on the chairlift

 

[mat_espo]

Being the best skier on the mountain.

 

[KCoCM]

shower

 

[snowmosexual]

poop in the skintrack

 

[GayWolf420]

bootpack up High T

 

[sambuswell]

Not drink beer at 9am on a weekday whens its 15 degrees and cloudy

 

[Nuno812]

Do the same shitty blind 2s and 3ing jumps on every feature for 10 years

 

[SuspiciousFish]

Wear my goggles on the outside of my helmet.

 

[Static]

When putting my skis on a rack (like one at the base, not a roof rack) I slip/wedge my poles between the ski tips and the skis pinch them in place, instead of leaning them next to the skis or hanging them from the straps. Never seen anyone else do it and I've kinda looked. The skis don't pull apart, the poles stay put and it's quick and easy.

 

[Sharko]

put my trash in a trash can

Came here to post this.

 

[270on420out]

I fasten the booster strap under the tongue on my full tilts. Swear it makes the fit 10x better.

 

[CossackMalone]

I take dumps standing up

 

[TrickyDick470]

Pee sitting down

 

[ericforman]

I hype people up I don't know if they are doing cool shit including but not limited to:

not wearing a real jacket, skiing bumps super fast, jumping off stuff, owning cool skis, etc.

I wish this wasn't weird, because I want the mountain to be a giant stoke city, but 90% of people seem taken aback by it.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Have a girlfriend

 

[ASSholebomber22]

I dance and I sing in the liftline and I don't give a single fuck

 

[hoodratz47]

Keep my boots out of the car before I go up.

Keep em warm at home then in the bottom of the seat near the blower . Fuck cold feet

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

also make gorilla noises in the lift line

 

[WoFlowz]

Every once in a while I’m happy : )

 

[r00kie]

Hang out with ski instructors and visit newschoolers.com

 

[Bended_Toenail]

Compliment people's skis

daffy butters

Break poles weekly

 

[Non_State_Actor]

Completely suck at skiing most of the time, there are some pretty good skiers out there at my hill.

 

[jprene8]

Have a girlfriend

Rip to all the girlfriend-less homies out there ???

 

[Grimesg]

Carry beef jerky in my pockets

 

[rubberpantaloons]

physically unable to spin right

 

[piss.boy]

Get food from the lodge snackbar

 

[badatrails]

listening to 50s music on my headphones

 

[MiIfHunter]

Fart

 

[Skiing247]

septic slide

 

[armchair_skier]

Rip to all the girlfriend-less homies out there ???

Got a girls snap on the lift Sunday and she said I should ski with her this weekend ?

 

[3mania]

ski switch in moguls.

 

[AJ.Normand]

Wax my skis with gripwax (i like not going fast)

 

[weastcoat]

Film good. I swear everyone I know kinda sucks at filming whether it’s on a camera or just an iPhone. No sense of good angles or framing of shots.

 

[badatrails]

Got a girls snap on the lift Sunday and she said I should ski with her this weekend ?

insanity. didn't think that it could be done

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

insanity. didn't think that it could be done

there are so many smoking hot lifties at my mountain, i wish i would do some of that

 

[The.Fish]

prefer skinny park skis

 

[Ryanvdonk]

want camber in my skis

 

[oldmanski]

Say hi to complete strangers on the hill and make new friends

 

[doubleblackjack]

Ski the mogul’d side of the trail on purpose

 

[bmick]

Eat rocks

 

[skierman]

Purchase ski boots online, take them skiing without trying them on beforehand and then berate the shop for not taking back used returns when they sold me defective ski boots that hurt my feet when I ski.

 

[Ted_The_Sled]

Bump sea shanties through my skull candy headphones

 

[Skiamon]

I hype people up I don't know if they are doing cool shit including but not limited to:

not wearing a real jacket, skiing bumps super fast, jumping off stuff, owning cool skis, etc.

I wish this wasn't weird, because I want the mountain to be a giant stoke city, but 90% of people seem taken aback by it.

yeah, me too

 

[Celery]

cry

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Bump sea shanties through my skull candy headphones

me when the wellerman come

 

[Bushdid9_11]

educate myself on issues of equality and social justice so i don't inadvertently promote oppression

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Purchase ski boots online, take them skiing without trying them on beforehand and then berate the shop for not taking back used returns when they sold me defective ski boots that hurt my feet when I ski.

Literally saw someone doing that last time I was in a shop getting my bindings tested. They had used them for like a whole season. Pretty sure the kid just grew out of them.