Things you did when you were a little kid

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no, im not talking about killing cats, stringing them up and shooting hundreds of rounds into their lifeless bodies.......

I'm starting to remember a bunch of shit from when i was a little kid...who remembers Amelia Bedilia? what about four square? inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donky, donkey died, daddy cried, inky pinky ponky. Molly had a baby and her head popped off (dandelion)

anyone else remember shit like that?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i remember girls having cooties, they still do!!!

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
yeah i remember once my bro and his bud told me to 'stick your middle finger up and go show mom'. i did and said 'isnt it great?' she like killed my bro.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
i remeber all that stuff..i remember all the times i watched ninja turtles...who did not like the ninja turtles...those guys were ill...thats how i got my first scar on my face...i was watching a movie jumped off a couch and hit bottom of a chair that was wood...i was trying to be a ninja turtle...got stitches on my chin......and i remember first kisses under the jungle gym at school and all the kids wouold go around them and watch...goood ole times

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
 
I REMEMBER 4 SQAURE!!!!

how about tether ball?

or trying to act cool so the laides would like you.....oh wait i still try to do that....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
i hate four square so much... there was always this kid that was the king and he made up all these cheap ass mofo rules so we were never king..

sniff.....

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
GIRLS HAD COOTIES? um no GUYS DID!

i used to love watcgin the bugs bunny and tweety show. or how about beetle juice, um kool aid.. and climbing trees. how about red ass? hide and seek. um show and tell... SATURDAY morning cartoons..

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
yes show and tell was awesome...in kindergarten i brought in the worlds largest frosted flake...i ate it at lunch

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
lego sucked...it was all about the mutha fuckin DUPLO YO!

that shit was rad...i would build huge towers and then knock them over...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
shit i remember having pimped out LA Gears, you know those shoes that lit up when you walked, those were sweet

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
When I was six, a guy in my class kissed me and told me that I looked like the tooth fairy. It was a big compliment at the time... lol

I used to love playing four square, tether ball, dot/pole tag, playing on the monkey bars etc. Elementary school was great...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
...(stunned silence)

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
after reading like the first 5 sentences i decided to reply..... man that was messed up!

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
NINJA TURTELS.... and i had the light up shoes... and you could have a cootie shot.....and the girls nmight remember this.. like those little stuffed animals wit the bellt that had a key and you could put stuff in it.. and rainbow bright... and GLOW WORMS..... hell yes...

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
glow worms!? what the fuck emillie, you're fucking sick. why would you say such a thing?! fucking hotile bitch. :-D fun fun fun!

 
teenage mutant niga turtles, my lil pony, cabage patch dolls, glow bright, popples, carebears, gombi, and inspecter gadget

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
dude i thought i was superman, well i was pretending i was, and i was jumping on my parents bed, and well throwing down some like superman airs, and i landed and pulled the musles in my neak, damn that hurt, i remember i couldnt even eat egos in the morning, tear tear, the good old days, girls didnt matter, weed and beer were no no;s and the parents paid for ski stuff

*JaSoN*

 
gate,, wahtever it is.. they are stuffed animals and they are worms and when you squeze them they light up.. thye are cool.. i still have mine.. damnit...

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
...best childhood game was Candyland~playin in the mud was always fun and Ninja Turtles rocked

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
4 square and candyland were key. Anyone remember the TV show Noozles? With the two koalas that lived outside the girl's window that were from Koala-Walla land?

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
i masterbated.

Brody

I promised my mom I would not drop out of high school for skiing. I'm not even in high school yet.
 
After seeing Jurrasic Park me and my friends were convinced dinosaurs were hunting us down.... We also played alot of lava tag, and run away from the girls. These two girls used to like hunt me down and kiss me. I use to watch TMNT and batman and stuff like that. oh and crash test dummies were the best toys ever! you got cars that you could hit against the wall and the would crumplke up and tehir would be air bags that would crush stuff.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
he-man...mother fucking he-man was the shit. Turtles were sweet too, a little later in life.

I loved the smurfs as well as scooby doo. I played with a lot of legos...i still have them too. I played lots of video games too :-)



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
what was the chicks name from that show? she-na? i was her. and i remember chasing boys in the play ground....of course boys had cooties, so you didn't kiss them, you kicked them in the shins. it was fun 'till the little wuss started crying.

lol, remember pogs?

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
I saw Volrton toys in the toy department the other day. It was SO exciting. They weren't nearly as cool as my voltron toys, but when I was a kid, I liked that show more than I have ever liked anything in my life (except Natalie Portman), and my 4 year old sister broke all my old voltron toys. They were SO cool.

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Vote rebel!
 
oh shit transformers too

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
OOh and that bucky hare guy who flew around killing space frogs. That was dope. oh and mr. rogers, captain kangaroo, and sesame streat, and tail spin all good

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Mr. Rogers: good mr. mailman

Mr. Mailman: theres a package for you mr. rogers

Mr. Rogers: why thank you, see you later mr. mailman.....(mr. mailman leaves) yeah, (speaking to the box) i told you not to mess with MY neighborhood, and you wouldn't listen, so i told you with an axe, WHOS GAY NOW ELENOR!!?!!

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
oh no..i forgot CHIP AND DALE RESCUE RANGERS...i still have those slippers..chip and dale are in red cars(the shoes) and when you walk the headlights light up..

o yeah gateskate....that was messed up

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
teenage mutant ninja turtles. they r00led the sch00l. they where seriously awsome, i had over 40 of the action figures. most of them where the regular turtles with differn't features, though. i remember fireman donnitello. donnitello was the gayest of the gay. he sported the purple bandana, he had the highest voice, he used a big cocked shaped stick to fight (and to pleasure his anal cavity.), he did nothing but make retarded inventions (to pleasure his anal cavity.), AND he always supported the others turtles, and yes, he DID pat the others on the ass. he was by far my faviriot turtle. i had the technidrome, the drill car, and PARTY WAGON, the bat mobile.. hah, yes, i remember putting my feet inside the bat mobile and the party wagon, and skating around the living room, falling, hurting my ancles, smacking my skull, and shitting my pants. those where the days.

 
u said it brutha

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
.........moderators?...........hello?

oh fuck, i never thought i'd actually ever ask for those guys.....the world is going to hell when I want a post removed

what about he-man's green tiger, i had that, he was my favourite toy.....no, gateskate, i didn't shove it in my ass and rape baby fetuses...

i remember in grade one, we always used to play doctor....the girls all wanted to be inspected by me, and i'd go up their shirts and in class, the principal came on the P.A and was like 'It has been brought to my attention that certain students have been playing'doctor' in the playground at lunch......and then he said something about staying on top of clothing.....i remember that shit, i was like oh shit im gonna get in trouble.

And the girls always used to chase us and try and kiss us, but id always let them catch me....i8 guess i liked cooties.

I was a little bastard in grade 1, i used to put thumb tacs in peoples shoes i didn't like....and they wouyld cry and i'd feel bad...then id do it again the next day

AND IT'S CALLED LITE BRIGHT, GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE......fuck.

i fuled tetherball at my school, i used to hold championships, id beat the whole school....well, everyone who mattered...i was the shit....but i had no friends and i got beat up almost every day...............please leave me alone.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i use to eat sand yum sand haha

10 - 1

Happy Days......and nights

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that

 
ninja turtles weere the sjit, i remember when i got shredder the first ay he came out. i was soo happy and then i got super shredder and i was the shit. also the ninja turtles that did flips were awesome

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Got Yoohoo?
 
amelia bedilia was a house maid in little kids books, she would go around the house, and there was a cat, and the book would teach you basic manners and ways of life......they started brainwashing us at a young age

and it's lite brite.....my bad (hangs head in shame)

yo, I used to eat ants in grade one, id let them crawl down my throat....the red ones tasted better

and when i was bored...i used to put sand in my hair so i could spend time pullling it out grain by grain when i was falling asleep...it was great fun, and in class too, it took up a lot of time

astro boy and hercules and dedalus 'Herc! Herc! It's Dedalous! It's Dedalous! (whistle noises)'

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
king of the rock! and swords! those were the two best games ever. if you never played them you were missin out

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heros in a halfshell!

Turtle Power!'

Ah yes, the days of yore. i remember my first kiss. her name was Meghan and it was second grade. we were sitting, talking and she leaned in and kissed me (kinda weird with her initiating.) well a few days later i saw her at school, WITH THE CHICKEN POX!!! oh cruel love. that was how i got my first kiss and my life episode of chicken pox. :: heavy nostalgic sigh ::

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
swords was where you pretended that you had swords and you fought wit each other. it was really cool. like you pretended you could kill each other

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
Thundercats, Ghostbusters, Ninja Turtles, Off The Wall, Dodgeball, Sleepovers, Camping, Bikes with Pegs... Ahh, memories.

We used to tow Roller Racers with our bikes at like 30 mph down hills, we invented street luging!

ozskier.com

'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
 
DUDE! I remember that koala show, that little pink koala chick was such a punk, she always wanted to go back to KoalaWalla land. Wow..it was called Noozles...DUDE now THAT btought back memories. I used to watch David the Gnome too. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..Ghostbusters...Chipmunks..quality shows I tell ya. During recess we always played X-men, I was Rogue, I was so kickass. Ahhh memories.

~juliet~

 
My friends and I went on strike and refused to play house with the other girls. We would play 'amnimals' (none of us could say animals.). That game was the best... :: sigh :: lol It usually consisted of something much like this...

(flashback)

Jenn: I'm going to be a purple uni-peg (a unicorn with wings) and I'm going to be the most beautifulest, smartest, fastest out of all the amnimals.

Leats: I'm going to be a cheetah, and a turtle. My name will be slow-mo... Can I be pink? I'm going to be pink... Amy, what are you going to be?

Amy: I'm going to be a purple pony with a yellow mane and tale, and, um.. I'm going to be the princess pony!!!

Jenn: Amy, that's not fair! If I'm the most beautifulest, and the smartest, then I should get to be the princess pony!

Amy: Nu-uh.. I called it first! I get to be the princess pony!!!

Jenn: Okay then, well I'm going to die! And you'll all miss me, and then I'll come back to life, and you'll all be happy, and we'll have a party, and then I'll die again.

(Leats running in the background, alternating between pretending to be a cheetah and a turtle.)

Amy: Okay, you die and then I'll bring you back to life and be the favouritest pony.

Jenn: No! That's not fair! If I'm the most beautifulest...

(end flashback)

Well, that was fun. I'm still best friends with those two... lol Interesting. We made Jenn eat grass one day... lol

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
wow, that must have been fun, was that like last week or something?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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