Things to do while crippled?

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UNREAL

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So I usually spend my summer racing downhill on my bike, but on praccy day for a race last Saturday I crashed and broke my elbow in 3 places. I had surgery this week to put it back together, and I'm gonna be in a cast for >5 weeks, basically killing my whole season of racing and putting me on the couch for extended periods of time. I need suggestions of what do with my time... thanks fuucckkkerrrss
 
rubiks cube. i did it when i was bed ridden. once you get good enough you can do it with one hand and then fap at the same time
 
Well if its your weak arm you can pick up Kendama fast, if it's your strong arm you will only get more ambidextrous.

Kendama Edit #8 - The Kendama USA Pro Models from Colin Sander on Vimeo.

Such a worth while and fulfilling time waster and it impresses the shit out of people when your good and they pick it up expecting to do well their first time only to be surprised by how challenging it can be.You would be have to work your way around some of the tricks that need to hands but that wont be a big deal.

http://kendamausa.com/ Check out their brand new line of Kendamas, you could pick up Turner Thornes pro model(fellow ns'er).

also

http://www.sweetskendamas.com/apps/webstore/

If you already play... fuck me.

 
anyone else notice that a lot of the people in the first video were wearing saga?

Anyways I shattered my kneecap and had to get surgery on it last year so I know how you feel. Play a ton of COD. Fap fap fap. Watch lots of movies. Rubix cube. Fap fap fap fap fap. Play more COD. Watch more movies. Play Facebook games for hours on end. Fap fap fap fap fap fap. Repeat until healed.
 
when i broke my leg i played a lot of video games and watched a ton of movies. if theres any movies you want to watch download them all and get to it. seemed to help for me. if you need a good website try letmewatchthis.ch for movies
 
sounds like your legs are fine. Convince parents to get you a dog, play with dog lots. Get waterproof cast, lay out on floaty in a pool. Frisby golf. Learn another language. Volunteer and tutor underprivileged kids. Start painting. fly kites. get really good at mankala. So many options.
 
I am grounded for a week soni am gonna paint a huge mural in my room then clean out my garage get a heavy bag then assemble my ski press
 
dont even fuck around, your going to need a watermelon, home movie theater, cheap hookers(male or female), and lots and lots of lube. i recommend three of these
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after a couple sessions you'll be able to start practicing square watermelons. start and the corner, and enjoy!
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by the way 5 weeks is pussy shit i was in bed for 12 weeks and only beat off like 3 times a day
all you really need is some medication and stumbleupon
 
pick up a hot chick and have her fap for you. that way you can save up the energy you have in one arm haha :)
 
being addicted to a drug makes the time fly by, especially if you have a plentiful supply of said drug!

you never specified if the activity would ruin your life...
 
you can do anything ou want to do, i fucked up my arm permanently downhilling almost 4 years ago and i can do anything i want to do. learn how to drive good or something
 
the first guy in that first kendama vid was wearing saga!

i was gonna suggest wheelchair wheelies and backflips. how bout trying to play this with one hand
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