Things to do when going up the chair

i like being a really bad freestyler. it is fun. and anoying for the peoplem infront and behind u

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-Nicholas

[Hight North Session 4]--Baluga

It's not whether you win or lose the game, but just as long as you come in First

Now remember kiddies you cant get hurt in the air!!-mckeeman

 
it seams pretty impossible to smoke dope on a chairlift, unless it's really sheltered or something. theres better places to puff on the mtn. at mt snow they left this lift shack unlocked, the place was dope for rollin one up. then the smoke alarm went off..

 
eat, listen to music, ignore the asshole/tourist next to you. thats all.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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Try to have a pooing contest. While going over a mass of people go poo on them and whoever hits someone right on wins ketchup packets. OH YEAH twist ketchup packets and throw them at the lift poles cause they explode in a fiery ball of ketchup.

 
Ahh chair lifts rock!. What about when your in cable cars or the smaller types that you can sit in (about 6-8). Ive had sex in one of those, it was brilliant. A bit filthy tho cos i threw my load everywhere and fell in it.(due to my panic at realising the lift staion was getting REALLY close) And my pants somehow got filled with snow. Made an amusing story down the pub tho.

 
playing mind games with the people next to u is always fun

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
just yell at racers who overshoot every table without grabbing. or tourists, who doesn't even get in the air at most kickers.

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
dont we all^

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
u gotta get seperated from your friends by like 10 chairs then yell as loud as you can and the ppl in between are like WTF!!! SHUT UPP

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

 
at vail they have shields that come over the front of the lift so your tottally covered and its pretty easy to blaze then

High North Session 1

I started out on burgundy, but soon hit the harder stuff

Everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough

But the joke was on me, there was no one even left to call my bluff

I'm goin back to Colorado

I do believe...I've had enough.

 
OHHHHH...i forgot the best thing we do. YOu have to yell at random skiers that they dropped their wallet or cell phone. You can get them to climb like 30 or 40 feet sometimes. Its amazing

 
I've had some good times on the chair, as i'm sure most of you have too. when theres lots of powder its fun to jump off. or when i was younger me and my friends used to switch places, its hard but possible. throwing snowballs, singing, yelling at people, whistling at hot guys, stuff like that. i'm sure theres more but i can't think of it right now. oh ya the old inferno chair at grouse was good at night. completely dark and really slow. good for making out on.

 
harass midstation lifties

knock over cones getting on and off

if i'm with a guy I don't know and he's totally awkward I like to make innuendos and try to put my arm around them and touch their leg haha

scream at friends you see going down the run

and a lot of the times it's too cold do anything but sit in the same position and shiver.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
BB GUNS! how could you forget the fun of blasting at people below (snowboarders on their asses in front of a jump) just dont get arrested.

You can tweak some grabs to the meanest on the lift...

 
ahah twix that was the funniest thing I've ever heard. I hope you were kidding..'hold my friends poles with they fix my gloves. Fix my gloves..'

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Once there was a little kid named Benefit

Walked around town with a frown, face down, lookin bent

Had problems inside, his little sister just died

Keep your head up little man, all you got is your pride- Benefit
 
^^^^^u seem like a post whore latley, and as for shrinkage good point, eating beek jerkey, so good to do on the lift, and that screaming to each other 10 cahirs away seem halarious

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
Aerozol, what the fuck are you talking about? BB guns? what kinda pussy ass bitch uses those? fucking dart guns is where its at.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
oh i bet you have never done that with a BB gun either. unlike muah who took a dart gun (compact size of course) and fired away at my friends who where a chair in front of me. lost all the darts pretty quickly i might add.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Best thing to do on the chair? Grab the hip flask and get warm.

'You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye'

Hunter S. Thompson

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 
i always have a permenant marker on me...for ummm certain reasons...and on every chair i write:

'i've done the impossible...had sex on THIS chairlift.'

right on the saftey bar.

only works if youre alone or with some cool friends.

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'...pretty happy. Really, really, really, really, generally happy.' -Dave C. after finishing the most techy 4-kink in NF...aka what it should feel like to ski.

Messed knee for life.

Represent Jay Peak

CREAM KREW what?

 
i yell.. DAD>>> DAD>>>> ILL MEET U AT PALEMER>>>

GRANDMA GRAMNDAM A MEET U AT THE LODGE>>> BILLY SHIT HIS PANTS>>>.

also farting is great.. and i tried teh pooing tthing at medows... we stopped and it was night.. and i got dared..... ended up.. theat there was liftie right behind me... had to usee a dolla bill to wipe.. but spiting is great

try to hit peopole.. i once saw my freind get a guy int the mouth.. he flipped out and tryind to beat up my freind.. at the bottom... we were like.. what bitch WHAT

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
Ah, another good one is to speak in jibberish, i think someone mentioned this already, but if you do it loudly people have no idea what's going on.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
on a t bar u can butter around and ride switch...and then ride up alone and the person infront can climb on with u

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On icy days on the T-bar I hack big chunks of snow and roll them down the line. Also, buttering, going switch, stuff like that.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
my brother would always chew on the grips of his poles. now they have this weird serrated look where he has bitten off little chunks of the rubber material.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
throwing rocks at random everything. and talking to people i guess. or just do nothing and get amped for the next run. i think everybody should buy a gameboy and play that on it.

 
I yell penis at the top of my lungs off the chair and the look on peoples faces are priceless. You should come to squaw where that is considered normal behavior.

 
yeah peeing off the lift is common place around sunapee.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Listen to the music coming out of my backpack

touch the the things holding up the lifts with your poles for good luck putting stickers on all the lifts and just relax

RIDEblunt
 
im startin to carry a pocket gameboy with me so if im alone thats where its at or just zonin out w/ music.

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'she acts like i was supposed to stick around... and i told her FUCK THAT! this isnt elimidate' - yammaTom9

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STENCIL KREW

 
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