Things to do when going up the chair

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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1) Freestyle Rap.

Me & my friends aren't rappers, we make the most idiotic rhymes and it's funny shit.

2) Make conversation with random people.

Me & another friend pretended to hit on these 13 year old girls, I think I'm married now.

3) Sing songs loudly.

Good way to pass time and laugh a little.

4) Relax

When I'm the only one on the chair, I just recline and almost fall asleep.

5) Hit on the girl next to you.

Always enjoyable.

So yeah... i don't really do anything interesting on the chair.. . what's something better?

I know 3/4 of you are gonna say smoke weed so don't even bother replying if that's what you're gonna say.

That said, 6/7 of you are gonna reply saying 'Smoke Weed' to try and be funny.

That said, 11/13 of you will say 'Smoke Weed' to try and be funny but only be lame and people will tell you that.

With that said, I'm going to bed.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

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smoke crack!

Hey Joe, Joe Rogan, can you turn the lights down, i think i'm gonna take a nap.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
listen to my helmets flaps make music. just relax. talk to freinds. talk to random ppl. yell at ppl below you. drink stuff. do grabs. bump my skis together. nearly fall asleep. etc, etc..

yay skiing

 
hittin on girls on the liftride is great cuz they cant get away. Bringing up snowballs and bombing gapers is also pretty fun

God is an American.
 
number 3 is a definate. Also getting snow from ur ski's and throwin it at people. Yelliing out things like 'killer boots man!' to some 60 year old wearing a fluro 1 peice. the list goes on....

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
pick up snowballs waitin for the lift then u and ur friend see how many people you can hit... whoever hits the most people wins

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
anoy the people beside you. like sing and stuff

haha good times

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throw shit at kids.....or dumb nasty drinks on people. i love pegging little kids in the park with ice and then they cry.....

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talk jibberish to your friends and pretend its a real language....i freaked out a couple of people on the lift doin that

 
Usually when it is my first run of the season I forget to lift my skis up... twice last year on the same day my skis got stuck in the snow so they had to stop the lift and give them to me, its embarrassing but funny! singing songs on the lift is fun, also singing when you go down the hill. Most times people cant hear you but if you loud enough you can see their faces turn.

 
snow/ice balls all the way, soo much fun, and you can do it while skiing down or on the chair.

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girls, and snowball one all the way.

the best is in gondola with girls

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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5) Hit on the girl next to you.

Always enjoyable.

yeah we try to get the girl between me and another guy and we kinda move in closer and closer till shes sandwiched between us. good times.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hmmm, smokin weed on the lift is dumb, but singing loudly isn't? I hate every last one of you motherfuckers who sings on the lift, just shut the fuck up, you are ruining the ride for everyone else.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
normaly I just talk with the people next to me talking about the next run or the last run, watching people down and listening to music, talking to people that goes in the chairlift with me and starting to speak with them, and planning the night with friends

Pag

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membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
 
i listen to music

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
clam bake it and turn it into the ghanzala

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Everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough

But the joke was on me, there was no one even left to call my bluff

I'm goin back to Colorado

I do believe...I've had enough.

 
I want to make one of those 'Blind Skier: Take Caution' Vests, and hit on girls telling them that they look very pretty. Seeing what their reaction is would be priceless.

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It's Summer, and all I can think about is Snow, so cut me some slack
 
True that Phrosty, I left out the most important part.

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It's Summer, and all I can think about is Snow, so cut me some slack
 
^and get your buddy to wear the 'guide' vest and he could freak some people out

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
knock the snow off my skis, grabs, listen to music, drink a water/redbull/soda, eat a granola bar/power bar/clif bar, sleep, hitting on the ladies is always a plus... i can't think of any more right now...

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launching snow balls at the chair behind you is always good fun. my liftride isnt longer than two minutes so there isnt much to do

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2 minutes? damn I'm glad I don't ski at a shit hole like that.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
talk to new people , sometimes make up a whole new life for yourself while to talk to them

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do not speak unless you can improve the silence
 
Yeah My lift ride isn't long either. I remember Randall said he snapped his poles together and tryed to touch the ground. I always try it but end up wasting a run to get my poles. I always do grabs and just talk to my friends. It's fun to scream at the people on the runs though

-CraigeD

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Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
^like the poser boarders in the park who're acting like they're really good (in the mammoth parks, so more often than not, 90% of the boarders in the park suck)? when they finally get up and look like they're gonna hit the jump they've been looking at for 20 minutes and pass it up, i always yell 'oh you're hot shit now!'

...this lack of snow is killing me.

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We yhell shit alot at peple calling them fuckers and shuch. Snow balls are allways fun but the number one thing to do is face the sun and work on goggle tan btichs.

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did anyone say smoke marijuana??

because thats just stupid, jesus, smokin marijuana supports terrorists and spammers.

patj
 
Talking to random people is usually entertaining. I will occasionally bring a snowball for a little more fun.

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He who laughs last, just got it.
 
Well ours is only 5-10 minutes, and we're always four friends unless we split up and are three, so we talk. Nothing else...

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Ah, strapping your poles together is good, I try to hit the chairs going the other way, spitting on those other chairs is good too... i've only ever made it once and yes i know it's gross.

it's also good when you know someone's name but you don't actually know them, so you make conversation with them when they're going down the hill.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

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OK when the skiing sucks we ride the life just because its so much fun. We normally bring like 5 snowballs each and throw them at the kids on the bunny slope OR rock the lift and try to hit the pole OR hang from the lift OR JUMP OFF THE LIFT BABY

 
all those are good, how bout receive a blow job or make fun of joeys

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'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
this one time i rode up the lift with a guy who i didnt know, he skiied down one run i skiied down another and then just by random chance we ended up on the same chair again, and then a third time. sketchy sketchy.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
^ ahh we did that 'hey you dropped something!' to a marathon runner on the way back from a soccer game. sure people passed him, but at least he knows he didnt drop something...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
1.talk

2. talk to ppl i dont know(preferrably girls)

3. watch ppl bail, and go o my dear god

4. tell jokes

5. think which trail we'll go on

6. Listen to my friends helmt hearflaps play musac.

7. Say, 'hey what song u listening to?'

8. Do wierd stuff to make the other ppl think we're wierd

9. talk about our last run and my bails.

10.think of scenarios that'd happen if we dropped our poles on sum1.

11. say 'oooh it's warm' or 'damn it's cold.'

12. hold my friends poles for if they need to fix their gloves

13. fix my gloves

14, try to wonder why my penis hurts because it's so cold for 3 lifts up and find out that it is because my snow pants zipper is down when i get in the lodge

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
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