things to do on a ski lift

i pee on people

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
i throw those little easy peel oranges at people, it's so fun

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
ya, it's fun to talk to people you don't know on the chairs too. I'm usually up with a bunch of friends, but sometimes we'll go into the single line and be sitting next to some person and just talk to them.

-Sara

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^yah, i need to find other gals that ski, it kinda sux being the only chic skier in a group of guy boarders...sometimes i'm just like whatever, and i just go ski on my own

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
trams are more fun the chairs

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we got a gum tree

but on other chiars i just J off

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
yell crap like you dropped your wallet and stuff, or go up and hug people saying I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS! THANK GOD I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU!

wHeN iN dOuBt, HuCk YoUr WaY oUt!!!
 
haha... sirjibsalot likes to make sounds with his mouth and try to predict the net phase of beatboxing

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
theres this lift at louise that goes through a gigantic bowl full of moguls where all these old ppl usually ski so we place bets on who will eat shit first

-->eMMa
 
sometimes we watch over footage we took the run before..or just drop snow on people or make fun of kids we know down below

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
'could pull a dumb and dumber and lick the frozen poles...fuck that would suck'

i did that one, fuck it hurts pulling your lips off

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-j
 
theres these big foam tubes on the bottom of the lift poles to reduce impact and we try to throw snowballs in to them. Or make a chain with your poles and try to touch the ground.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
 
or get head

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
 
im givin blue an underwear tree, you with me dan?

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
that would be funny if a chik was givin u head on a ski lift, and she got stuck.

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
at steep parts in the lift, throw snow balls at the chair behind you. At bristol, we constantly police the park yelling at people who should not be in the park and do not clear the jumps.

 
Firecrackers are fun, I always eat candy and stuff on the lift. Umm, being obnoxious is fun. Hah, a couple of times this year I yelled down to little boys in the park and flashed them. It's really an honor knowing you gave a 6th grader his first erection. Handjobs are nearly impossible because you can't whip it out and it's all cramped in the pants, but I did it once with my new boyfriend with is best friend, and my ex of a year or so behind us... hehe. And everyone smokes the fatties on the lift. Or get really hammered. Or when I'm being a loner I play electronic yahtzee. Yahtzee is so ace.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
I freestyle with my liftmates, make friends with/hit on lifties, holla at people who bail, invent new hand swears (variations on the middle finger)

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
sing the song that never ends as loud as you can and hit the chair lift with your poles for drums.

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
or if you get bored click a ski off and hope it hits someone

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
open up a condom and unroll it all the way. then you hock a loogie in it and spit on the outside on one spot. stick it to the bar that comes down (with the spit if it cold enough) next person to sit in the chair will swing the bar down and get a 'used' condom right in their face.

also when its below freezing spit on the bars and see how much frozen spit you can get goin all across it. me and my buddies got all the way across once at sugarbush when it was almost -20 degrees with the wind, oooohoo good times.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
*sniff* my hill doesn't have a chairlift..

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i know this kid (nofxpunkaf) he got a handjob on a school skitrip on a lift...he ended up getting caught and go fucked over

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-adolf hitler
 
take 1 shot for every chair poll that u pass

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
im in 4 makin a bra tree at blue

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
cept i dont own bras...

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
i drink, or hit on little kids. its fun hitting on 11 year old kids. it gets them all scared and stuff.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
dude the used condom hting is genious !

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
make out, or get head or have sex

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
its true, the handjob thing. i got so, so screwed over whent he school and my parents found out. fuck, it was so cold

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
the best is to be in a tram and start talkin loudly to your friends about how the tram derailed last summer. its great to watch the people inside tense up or grab for the hand rail.

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
trip the snowborders as u get off

only if youre bigger than them tho

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
One time i pissed off the lift and my dad found out. He took away my skiing privelage for like 2 weeks!

 
we jumped off into like 2 1/2 feet of powder once, almost got kicked off the hill for 2 weeks, what is really funny is we make sure to follow every safety sign, but we overexaggerate it....so when it says ski tips up, our skis are vertical etc. the lifties get pissed for some reason

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
Our lifts are so short you barely get the chance to get comfortable before you unload. I tryed smoking on it but by the time I got the bowl out to hit it I had to get off. I need a much bigger hill.

 
in tremblant we were in the gondola and it stopped 2 times,at the highest points of the lift..we were at both, and it was windy as fuck everyones stomachs are fucked up and i just say'an uncle of mine died this way'

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
2 years ago i dared a friend to piss off of the lift and he wouldnt do it...so i threw some money at him and then he pissed off the lift but didnt hit anybody...it wuz funny as hell

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
i like to get on the lift with thopse ids htat think you like tehm, so they tag along with everyone, and clikc htere skis off half way up the lift.

 
i rocked the lift one time with this kid on front of me..i swear he cried for the whole ride

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
almost everyone has a bra tree...ours has under wear too...we''re trying to find HUGE tighty whitey's and put fake shit on them to throw on the tree

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
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