things to do on a ski lift

never_summer

never_summer

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here in SD we have a little mountain called terry peak....it blows but its all we have...there is a tree under one of the lifts that has a bunch of bras and things of that sort on it...wut other things do u guys do on the lifts?

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
collect as much snow as possible on my skis, then dump it on racers and skiboarders.

Joel
 
could pull a dumb and dumber and lick the frozen poles...fuck that would suck

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
theres a bra tree here too! always made me wonder...do they take em off (casue that would be kinda cold) or they bring a 2nd pair.....think about it!

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you should have seen the load i busted after the 40 days. i could have filled up a water bottle with it - publicenemy1023 (classy eh)

 
they have a underwear tree at alot of resorts, they have one at vail and stratton that ive seen, people just bring underwear with them in there pockets or something and throw it off the lift, ive seen people do it before, pretty funny cuase theres always like a frozen pair of granny panties or something up there.

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{2002-2003 MCM}

COC session E
 
I scream at the top of my lungs with friends and try and make friends with people in the chairs in front of and behind me. Also talking to the people skiing beneath me and making friends with them. Last thing is making friends with lift operators. Those are always fun things to do.

-Sara

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throw snowballs at old folks

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
i also practice grabs and shit.... and smoke some cron

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
personally....i get a great feeling of joy after watching people bite it huge and then laugh at them very loudly

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
yep throwing snow at people and laughing at others that fuck up. It's immature etc etc but what the else you got to do when your stuck on the lift.

 
there was an underwear tree at my old local mountain too. I think every resort should have one.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
^i kinda do that, i like yell hey you dropped this/that whatever, and i also say hey, wait for me at the top, then they do, and when i get to the top, they are like what did you need, and i ski off without a word

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
at martock we do the snow on skis thing...or we play games to see if we can make the lift infront of us turn around.....we make sex noises, monkey noises or whatnot

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
I've seen many underwear trees. I think they usually bring the underwear in, at least that is what a friend did.

One time my brother peed off the ski lift.. that was cool

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
i wip out my ol knob fron my snowpants for some fun on the chairlift

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
chew sunflower seeds and spit the shells on racers, gay skiers, and people on slalom snow boards. Try to chat up the people infront and behind of you is fun at times too.

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Proud member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!

Pain is just weakness leaving the body
 
I turn my skis sideways and slide up like that when i'm the only one on the lift. But when I have a friend I just try to tease him and try to stay on my skiis.

- Roope. (Me)
 
piss in a condom,tie it up and it becomes a lethal weapon to someone down below

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
masturbate

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
has anyone ever actually masterbated on the lift ?

other than that guy who got a handjob

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
Rock it back and forth, somehow get your skis up on the seat and stand up and bounce it, theres a lot of fun stuff.

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[Ross]
 
hahaha joel.. hardcore seizure. I like lateralis's idea with the piss in a condom.. And freestylin' is fun too..

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
practice grabs, dump snow on people, think about jumping off into the huge piles of pow. they have a panty, bra, and mardi gra bead trees here

Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!
 
i always lick the lift poles and get my tongue stuck. it really isn't so bad.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
haha one day when my friends and i were fucking around on our snowblades (like cutting people off and destroying ourselves in the park and what not) i dropped my pants and sat on the back of the chair and dropped a duece!

Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b

 
On the 2 poles that come down the side of the chair that hold the seat up, make sure your friends head is behind it, then go 'YOU FICKING BITCH IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS and whack your pole at him as hard as you can, it will hit the post and stop right in front of his face and he will naturaly flinch, people will stare at you from everywhere, its great

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[Ross]
 
yeah, i jump off the chairlift into big snow piles and stuff, thats fun

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700
 
oh, the other thing I do is called pole banging. There's this chair up at meadows that goes pretty slow, and ass you pass by the riblet things(poles) you hit it with your ski poles and many times as you can. It sounds like a gong, and it's pretty fun. the retarded kids usually drop there poles in the process of trying that though.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
two words...PENIS GAME

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else

sms session 4
 
Are park left for some reson is slower then hell so we talk shit to people.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson
 
push yourfriend s off the chair or dig your ski tips in the snow at the begginning and pop them off, or hold th ebar down and go all the way around (it didnt work though my poles broke and everyone got off), the other ones were fun though i got my picture taken by the mountain picture taker for being at the top with no skis.

because pink is the new black
 
Kick your skis off at people and throw your poles like spears.

Stay in the chair at the top and go all the way around the wheel thing.

Put the bar down right as you get off so when the next person goes to sit down they sit on the bar

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[Ross]
 
i like to yell stuff at little kids and old guys like 'hey dude look out!' or, 'shit man you suck!' and they get all distracted and look up and run into people and things and its super

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
I started a bra tree at our lil mountain and some I took up as extras, but most I took off on the spot. Only problem was people stole them :( But what to do on a ski lift:

Sing, scream obnoxious things, bring condoms and lotion to put in them and leave on the chair, penis game, listen to music, start up conversations with strangers, hit on the people in the chair infront of you (especially people of the same gender as you), snot rocket, and best of all play butt tag (tag but to make someone 'it' you have to hit their butt)

 
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