Things to do before i die.

[BEARS.]

fuck a midget
land a kangaroo flip
sex in the gondie

 

[no_steeze]

tickle a fat asian childsex in publicpee in someone's butt

 

[Mezmerize19]

jump on random peoples backs in the mall

 

[mommy]

why not kill 4 birds with one stone and fuck a gymnast wallaby in a gondola?

 

[bigolrig]

buttfuck a kitten. o wait....nvm.

 

[gordie.]

buttsecks?

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

heli-skiing
citizens arrest
high speed chase
take over antartica

 

[ButteredToast.]

 

[dumbo-tron]

make a thread on ns without being hated on even once

 

[RICK_ROSS]

sex in the ganglas good.
butsecks good to.
defiantly the kittin

 

[skiminnesota]

Heli ski,

set foot in every state,

travel to 7 continents,

ski on as many continents as possible...

 

[Shadows]

beacuse he said KANGAROO not wallaby.

 

[caucasian_chad]

Use the searchbar:

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/322116/

 

[afton_steeze]

dot

 

[drewishish]

im sorry.... your not going to die happy.

 

[saucybiscuits]

fuck a midget? wow dude......

summit everest
base jump off the eiffel tower
ski through mall of america

 

[AbeFroman]

word...buttsecks

 

[Bbarnes]

1. top viewed video on youtube

2. change the weather

3. megan fox

 

[[~_~]]

I always wanted to participate in some sporting event with a midget before I died, and I didn't have my hopes up. If it was going to happen, I didn't expect it to happen for many years.

Fortunately, I was able to play softball with one and it was amazing.

 

[[~_~]]

Oh and punch M. Night Shyamalan in the throat.

 

[crussell]

 

[mommy]

a wallaby is basically a small kangaroo, thus a midget kangaroo. think faggot.

 

[Santa-Cruz]

ive done that i got kicked out

 

[oh_Wait_What]

heres one....GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!!!eleven!!!!11!

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

go toa theme park high as shit like i jsut fucking disd

 

[comeatmebro]

pussy

 

[Sufferboy]

zomg its terrible how he dies, and y dosent the other dude die??:"??

 

[2+2=5]

go to the safari in africa

 

[Sufferboy]

Ski alot

Skate a lot

go to every continent

BLOW SHIT UP WITH MY MIND

make a good movie

take a nap

ski some more

learn a 3rd laugage

get laid

impress ppl

sky dive

squirl suit

play international freeze tag

maybe open a ski/skateboard shop

 

[JHDski47]

same my top three are as follows:

1. Megan fox

2. megan fox

3. megan fox

 

[Bepo]

you're the man for posting that vid, those guys are awesome. sick snowboarders too

 

[Manlenium]

Sex with anyone famous, so i make the news as a homewrecker and wind up with my own sitcom.