Things that you do to keep occupied on the chairlift

Pop up a couple Songs, Kick up and relax. Thats cause I usually ski solo.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
Sing random old tunes, and... that's really all. I mind my own business when I'm on the lift.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
learn how to type... the shortcuts are good only to a certain extent... you take the time to respond to the thread, take the time to make sure people can understand what you're saying... not that it's important or anything

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
Our park is unter the chairlift and some kids are really retarded so we keep yelling at them especially if they are ruining the jumps onto the rails...or when we have newbies ( not newschoolers or whatever but kids who are seriously in the park for the first time) i (I for all of the ppl on NS who like correct spelling)hate it when they cant ski worth shit and think they have to hit the park

...

I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
i actually have fallen asleap on a lift, it was sweet cause my buddy was like FUCK MAN FUCK WAKE THE FUCK UP YOUR GONNA EAT IT ! and i woke up and it was good

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
these ideas are great especiolly singing the Moking bird song from Dumb And Dumber. that song could probibly annoy every one on the lift and all the skiers/snowboarders below too.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
you can only win with heroin.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
if im riding up with friends and some other random person its always fun to screw with em, look at the old pick up lines thread those are always fun if your riding up with some random girl

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
when someone passes on the chair going down you mutter, not very loud, the phrase, 'anal butt sex'. the peoples reactions are hilarias.

'WHAT THE WTF?!?!!?' -Armada420
 
if you're on the lift with a stranger, pretend to have Down syndrome.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
just talk to the person next to you about pointless shit in a really enthusiastis voice

I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
theres this talking mr t. thing that says stuff like 'I PITY A FOOL' so u press the button when ur on the lift w/random pple and be like 'did u hear that??? where is it coming from' and they get all confused and listen for it, its so funny

Its Morphin Time!
GO GO POWER RANGERS
 
to someone up there, how can you fake to be down syndromic? people can tell from the characteristic facial traits... bet you ment retarded...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétément cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

member 53318, o, yea.
 
cheer for people throwing down, ipod, sing, talk to ignorant tourists: 'do you go off those pipes on your skis?'

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

Mint Tea Addict
 
pick a booger and wipe it a stranger

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
listen to music,

if its the lift by the park, watch my friends do tricks(its a short lift so we never bother to wait for eache too much, just every couple of runs,

watch stupid people fall, and scrape snow off my skis

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
be obnoxious until the ppl in front of u turn around, then scream what are you lookin at? the when they turn back around be like 'ya you better run'

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-

'theres like, a buttload of gangs in this school. this one gang kept trying to get me to join cuz im pretty good with the bowstaff.'

-Napolean Dynamite
 
ya its so funny, some ppl get really pissed tho

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-

'theres like, a buttload of gangs in this school. this one gang kept trying to get me to join cuz im pretty good with the bowstaff.'

-Napolean Dynamite
 
chucking shit at people, no one under 10 or over 40, unless they really piss you off. talk about what we are going to throw down.

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help me get an ipod, no i cant make a little link like the others but i can post the adress,http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=11117107

And its not hard to fill out and complete, but i dont have friends
 
^haha thats what we always do. its usually skittles or some other food item...

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
empty like 20 packets of condiments onto the lift so the next person sits in it

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throwing snowballs rules i hust some kid right as he was going off some roller and ruined his shoulder and hit another kid in the sack on the same lift ride

Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
 
i scrap the snow off my skis, swing them around, make wierd noises at people skiing by. hum outloud, nothing too interesting.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
whip out the ol' razorblades cause im hardcore and wear black

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
Speaking of zoning out, and forgetting to get off, my aunt did that, and the lift guy was asleep it was pretty entertaining.

Anyways...I usually ride with strangers and start conversations with them for shits and giggles. If not, then i just talk to myself or masterbate, because thats always fun.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
i just remembered today what i usally like to do: call out to some guy, make a random comment aloud, and then, if they fall for it, they will look up at you, and if you have timed it right, thats when your loogy hits them smack in the face...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétément cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

member 53318, o, yea.
 
its fun to connect everyones poles then try to touch the ground. people stare.

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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
i stare at tuckerman ravine and mount washington the whole time. haha i snap into slimjims too and eat sunflower seeds. the barbeque kind are the best.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
connecting everyones poles together to try and touch the ground eh?.... i gotta try that sounds like fun.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
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