Things that you do to keep occupied on the chairlift

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Lé.Skiing

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what do you guys do to keep occupied, i was onthe chairlift today listenign to some gys stupid coments telling people that 'You dropped your pocket' the funny thing is that the peopel were looking to see what the dropped, they had managed to get one guy to walk up a bit of the hill, before he reolized ow could he drop his pocket, i mostly just sit tere watching the scenery, work on my goggle-tan, and Chillax to my tunes.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
booooong

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Some say her voice is as beautiful as the sirens from ancient lore, those of us who arent tone deaf just say she sounds like a cat and a broomstick mating.
-aggro_sk8 on ashlee simpson

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)
 
your socks are untied works very well to but other than that just turn up the iPod and Light a cigarette

 
i'm usually going up the lift with little kids in my classes so i do things like play I Spy, or word association games.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
crack jokes about my best friends sister and how im gonna do her.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
 
sunflower seeds are also one of my favorites. especially if you're upwind of someone on the lift and ur shells get all over them.

 
i like scaring the shit out of cocky kids by rocking the lift a lot with the bar up. i.e. 'gangstas'. they're the funniest. they're scared as hell but still try to act all hard and shit. i know i'd prolly be scared a bit too if i wasn't the one doing it, but still it's funny to see the 'tough' kids break.

 
oh i forgot to add that sometimes i shut off my brain... its awsome case a 6 or 7 min chairlift ride can seem ot be 5 secconds.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
^did that once but forgot to un-zone out before the drop off...good times

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Some say her voice is as beautiful as the sirens from ancient lore, those of us who arent tone deaf just say she sounds like a cat and a broomstick mating.
-aggro_sk8 on ashlee simpson

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)
 
zoning out till someone yells at me that its time to get off, sing, or plan what we're gonna hit up.

«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
smoke rocks

'i wanna breathe smoke'

you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.

you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot
 
marijuana is fantastico on the lift. and so is chairlift sex...full on, yes it is possible

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
chairlift sex?? wow i'm gonna have to try that sometime.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

-
The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
the cold wud lead to sum major shrinkage tho, damm, and u wud be roking the chairlift so much, imagine if u fell of in the middle of a lay, hahahahahha

 
^kind of cold on the impact too... usually zone out, or scout the general area for jumps to do, a place to go, a cliff to check out, whatever...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétément cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
 
sleep, listen to music, laugh at people on the slopes, mess with people riding up the chair with me..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
one time i fell asleep on a chairlift. good thing i had the bar down for once.

Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.

 
i licked the pole once and got stuck...my taste buds are still on chair 142

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Just shut up and ski.
 
sometimes i bring my digital camera and take pictures of people wiping out or just take pictures of me and my friends on the lift but lately my pictures haven't been so good, that would explain why i have not uploaded any.

 
my friend and i have this circus song thing we sing....you'd have to hear it, but we do these certain parts really loud, it's so funny. once a small woodland creature ran across the trail under me, it was crazy

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
try to get kids to smoke a tree with me .. never works someone told them its bad .. so then i try rocks theynever know what they are haha... sex on the lift wow amazing idea but its really cold so maybe just finger a chick on the lift would work better

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
i f i dont know the person i get stuck sitting w/, i annoy the hell out of em!! so fucking funny

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
 
light up a spliff

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
I have been known to smuggle snowballs on the chairlift and try to pick off my friends who are riding ahead of me on the chair.

 
mostly we yell 'Hey buddy... Buddy! this your lockar? this your lockar buddy' or try and speak french to the french people around us... one time i - well every time i tell them 'jem apalle thom, je suis un ananna, tu est un pitite chat' (i know the spelling is way of, but its not my language, give me a break) and they always laugh at me cause they dont think that im joking when i say that im a pineapple.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
how the hell can you have sex on a 6-7-8 minute lift ride? get some god damn stamina

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Some say her voice is as beautiful as the sirens from ancient lore, those of us who arent tone deaf just say she sounds like a cat and a broomstick mating.
-aggro_sk8 on ashlee simpson

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)
 
usually just sit around. sing vanilla ice. i once got head on the chairlift. the hardest part is getting it out and sitting down. the seat is so cold on your ass. it was worth it IMO though.

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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans
 
When im bored of the park i just ride the lift up and down, up and dow etc.. its pretty chill some times...

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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
save the sex for the gondola... otherwise i just zone out and think about random shit... its also fun to listen in on other people's conversations, and then reply as if your were included in the conservation, example... some random guy to another random guy 'I can't believe that jessica and bryan are still dating' me 'holy shit, i know, isn't that just fucked up?'... its funny to see the look on their face because they don't really realize that people could be listening to them

 
Haha The Absolute Best Thing To Do

Cover your skis in snow and make snowballs from the snow on them and just pelt people under you...me and my friends hit like 20 people today and on guy screamed at us 'Get You Punk Asses Down here Now!' because all his friend were laughing at him...it honestly made my day and i highly suggest it

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I Heart Skiing
 
sing or if im sitting with a tourist and i see someone land switch im just like 'its crazy how these kids are landing backwards'

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
 
if i with people i know i usually just zone out, or if its a nice day enjoy the scenery. if there strangers on the lift with us ill tell vulgur fictional/sometimes not fictional stories and freak them out. for example, 'man that girls asshole was so tight last night.' and then my friend will say something like, 'yeah and she sucked a mean cock.' and then ill say, 'yeah we definitly got our money's worth.'

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
play paddy cakes with your llama

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watch all the noobs hittin jumps and cutting eachother off

To Huck or Not to Huck
Thats a Stupid Question
 
i swear at people, make fun of people wen they fall, laugh at people wen they fall, yell at people, shake the lift and then yell at whoever looks back to see wtf and yea

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
 
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