Things that you can't stand when...

Anathema

Anathema

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you first wake up in the morning (and you're still really tired)

- when people shout at me from downstairs

- when people walk into my room and open the blinds/turn on lights

- having that nasty dry taste in my mouth

- alarmclock buzzing and it's out of reach

- being late for something, so i have to get up immediately

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
- where i am and why im there

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
-realizing you are resting in your own drool

-over-heating due to a down conforter soaking up the sun

-stepping out of bed only to stub ones toe on something you left there the night before, saying to yourself that you should look out for said something when you get up.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

"Besides, absolutley nothing skiing-related is as good as skiing itself." -Tanakaskier

 
I cant stand it when people ask me questions or expect to have an actual conversation that requires me to say more then a few words.

 
- when my beast of a dog jumps on me

-my mom

- life itself.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
-not having a teleportation superpower

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Ottawa
 
when ur in bed and its 8 o clock on a saturday and u dont gotta get up or nething and u gotta take a fuckin huge piss but ur too lazy too

BOSTON RED SOX 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
 
-having to write a huge research paper for finals with a giant hangover that wont go away

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
-waking up with all your clothes on and sweating to death.

-not having a butler to bring you food in bed

-not being able to reach tv remote

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
i missed what this thread was about. damn. stupid me.

-I hate having to pee

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Ottawa
 
i thought you ment like

I wake up and think to myself, "God Dam why dont i have a teleportation super power"

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
people trying to make stupid jokes or conversation im not a talked in the morning

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
yeah, when people ask me questions and expect me to talk - seriously, in all the years i've been waking up to go to fucking school in the morning, has there ever been a time that it looked like i wanted to have a conversation at 7:30 in the god damn morning? you'd think they'd take a hint by now...

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator

junkapparel... we make clothes.
 
alarmclock buzzing and it's out of reach

umm thats about it nothing really happens to me when i wake up

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
-i hate having a girlfriend right beside me trying to push me out of the bed or take the blankets.

-i hate having to wake up before 12

 
when i wake up in the morning to my sister playing the piano or singing loudly. i yell at her, and then she says "too bad, you should be up now anyways," regardless of whether i went to bed a couple of hours before or not.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
-when my mom comes in my room and starts talking to me like i am in a functional mood.

-when my sister comes in my room turns on my light and takes some clothes and leaves...keeping the light on

-when the phone is shoved in my ear

-i hate mornings

-Chloe
 
-just having to get up altogether

-having to shower before mostly school

-realizing its past lunch time (i like having cereal weneva i get up n my parents dont like me eatin it in the middle of the day)

-bout all i can think of rite now

 
-people asking me questions and tell me what I need to get done that day(Usually ends up in me telling them to go fuck themselfs)

-Woodpeckers,dogs, birds and etc.

-People mowing grass at 8 am.

-Sleeping in and then not having a chance to take a shower because you are going to be late.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
the rank thought of having to go to scool

any loud noises or having to move quickly

not having coffee made

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
I hate people who call and try to get you to write stuff down for a message or expect you to remember that they called later on.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
-those dirty mexican landscapers across the street and their machines from hell.

- left the window open because it was too hot last night and now its freezeing.

- Stubbing the tow

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
^now thats disturbing, what kind of person is your mom?

-I hate sleeping in or waking up late.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
wow some of you guys get up late for school, damn you're lucky to be getting up at 7:30, i have to be up at 5...

anyways i hate not being able to sleep in, like i could, but my body just wont, i'm always up on weekends by like 7 in the morning, no matter what time i went to bed, so i ahve to just go back to sleep WHILE i have to piss really bad...

 
yeah morning bones always suck. my parents usually just barge in to wake me up too, and usually i sleep naked. sometimes i get scared that just as i'm waking up my sheets are going to be around my ankles and... yeah. you get the picture.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
-my mom singing to me to wake up

-ppl calling me when its way too early

-the police.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
-Definitely when people try to have a legitimate conversation with you.

-When you get tons of phone calls in the morning and no one else is there to pick it up.

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huge fucking dumptrucks driving by

lawnmowers, weed wackers, ect.

constant cell phone calls

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
lol....ur all so fucking lazy......the second i open my eyes i have no truoble standing up and i am in a perfectly functional mood.......

Wawa Steeze team
 
i cant stand the philipinos at my school not speaking english. I swear that a whole rusty boat full of them just got dropped off. If you are in canada then at least make the effort to speak english.

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~never be bought. never be sold~
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-knowing you gotta go to school

-can't shut off the alarm

-everything you eat tastes like shit

-my dad knocks on my door

i could probably name like thousands cuz i'm not a morning person AT ALL!

 
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