Things that I would ski on if I had Magic Growth Beam

[Vish-shoe]

[1] - Stainless Steel Butter Knife

Pros:

- Waterfall rail sounds (Brrrrrrrrr)

Cons:

- Probably would fuck your skis

- Kinda thin

[2] - Gel Infused Memory Foam Pillow



Pros:

- Massive airbag

- Probably soft as hell

Cons:

- Might get wet in the snow

[3] - Moment Ghost Chant



Pros:

- Crazy halfpipe

Cons:

- Huge flat

- No vert

- Moment (???????????)

What would you ski?

 

[SupremeChairlift]

 

[AlwaysGrabBlunt]

 

[Kyguyy]

 

[dognuts]

probably your mother

 

[weastcoat]

Those twisty pretzel rods gotta be fun

 

[BLandz]

I would sabotage x games and use my growth beam to make the slopestyle money booter 1.25x bigger on finals night so people don’t notice and case it

 

[BLandz]

Might even use it on Andri before he drops in and make him ride some 200cm skis

 

[evil.skier]

 

[Pigeon.]

i would just use the beam on rails to make them bigger rails so i could experience what it was like to ski in 2002 when they had rainbow rails 20 ft off the ground for no reason like a real mf would

 

[SofaKingSick]

i would just use the beam on rails to make them bigger rails so i could experience what it was like to ski in 2002 when they had rainbow rails 20 ft off the ground for no reason like a real mf would

i really miss some of the wild rails from back in the day, it's true. i can't remember the last time i've seen a huge trap rail, a huge rainbow, or e.g. a rail built way up high on a spine with a big lip to gap onto it from

also coaster S rails (usually just an s rail tilted to make it a coaster as well), those dudes are MEAN imo

 

[bootspace]

my local #stuckinohio

 

[Jit.girl]

 

[SofaKingSick]

i guess i'd probably make a gigantic ice cream sundae and shape it into a crazy mtn. mario kart level shit

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

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