Things That Are Overkilled In Ski Culture

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LesBainsDouches

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But Are Not Complained About Enough, So They Continue:

Talking about/filming smoking of weed like it's a special hot young club when really everyone does it, even old people

Lens flare (ugh!)

Casual/ironic racism/homophobia (with faint relief at unlikelihood of consequence)

Video brooding, or pretending to do something zany while plainly trying to showcase attractiveness (usually young males, sometimes shirtless, odd given above discussed homophobia)

Complaining about rags when they're bibs

 
Designer-poor skibumming ('dude I'm eating SO much ramen')

Hatred of inline skating despite undeniable cause-effect link btwn the two sports + desperate attempts at fraternity with skate culture, like trying to impress a much cooler older sibling (that resents you) by making fun of a common enemy, like a younger geekier sibling

 
Totally incongruous sub-hipster music for video parts, like a slow Modest Mouse or synthpop song that totally makes the footage look like molasses but will be defended valiantly anyway by the two other skiers that have happened to soulseek the songs prior to video usage

 
Really short landing areas for rails that make the skier crash into them, which is supposed to make it look more gnarly but often makes the arc of the trick look kinda pathetic. I hate this is skateboarding too

 
BUT HERE'S ONE GOOD THING:

Skiers haven't given into the tight indieboy clothing trend, probably because ski boots would make it look ridiculous.

 
Gezundheit.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
and the number one thing thats overkilled in ski culture but not complained about enough:

People that make posts about things they think are overkilled in ski culture but aren't complained about enough.

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qualities solidity well finished after sale services (if broken, ..). so what do you think? out of one fact: armadas black and PINK is ugly and faggy!
 
Jibtech you took the words out my mouth, thank you.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
yeah are you proud of yourself for making that post. go write for buddyhead or something and leave us alone

w.m.h
 
It's odd how your mom can be so cool and yet you turned out so gay. Although your mom definetely get's with chicks so I guess I can see some connection...

If you want to rant about skiing, I suggest you do it somewhere other than a skiing forum.

(I'm not trying to be a dick or not be open to people's ideas, but it's true)

On my way to goddom
 
LesBainsDouche should be a new writer for Freeze. He's funnier than Brad Holmes.

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Formerly SwitchPollard
 
Don't just toss his point out without considering that it's a pretty good one... nobody wants to listen to complaining about problems with their sport, but that doesn't make the complaints invalid. However, a lot of those things are just a reflection of the general shabbiness of mainstream culture, of which skiers are bound to be a part. I agree, society sucks. Especially the apathy...sigh...But, what are you gonna do...

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
indieboy time!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
i dunno, i thought he had some good points in there, and amen to last one about the indie boys, if that happened i would have to shoot all of my friends

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
i think u might just be a post whore there buddy

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
^ you are so concerned with post counts. Is that why you post a 2 word comment on every picture here

You can't hug with nuclear arms
 
Those were some decent complaints, but I can tell you're foreign from the way you write.

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
^Concisely and accurately? Yeah, no kidding. If he spoke english as a first language, his writing would probably suck.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
JD its funny you say that because I've noticed the same thing in many people who have learned english as a second langauge. When speaking to many French Canadians this winter in eastern Canada I really noticed how well spoken they all were; all learned english as a second langauge.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
My French is really formal. It sounds totally out of place in ordinary conversation, I'm sure.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^Most of the kids i know have learned more grammar in French class than in English class. The school system really does not teach grammar at all anymore, just making our culture look dumber and dumber.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
My gr11 honours and gr12AP classes were vicious on grammar exercises. Nitpicking to an extreme. But I agree that most classes aren't, and it really should be dealt with throughout a kid's scholastic career. I think there should be 2 required english classes throughout highschool: English (which focusses on writing, grammar, style, etc) and Literature, which is what English classes are primarily about at the moment.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
haha whats your deal man? who cares about the problems......I mean you should spend less time worrying about the problems and trends in skiing and more time on ripping and thinkin of ways to further the sport rather that complain and pick negative things out of it.

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
 
kye rocks the tight indie boy clothes...the only kid in his school that rocks tight acid wash jeans....

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
no, kye is just so small that his indie boy clothes are baggy on him.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
Actually I petitioned online for the Scratch graphic to be kept, sorry. And I post like once a month. I'm just screwing around really, and I'm probably guilty of finding most of the stuff on my list to be TOTALLY RAD at one point. It's important to be able to laugh at yourself, even if at something you're doing right now. LOL just so you know I still rock a rag sometimes. But ironically, like ironic fisting!

 
Why complain about skiing?

If you don't like it we'd be more than glad to see you leave...

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President of the LBK
 
the man has a ponit

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