Things Michael Jackson looks like

Man his face is just all fucked up.

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.

Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?

Doctor: No - it's a tumor.

Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?

Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-

Doctor: You're going to die.
 
liza?

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
i think they = freaks.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
holy crap that was funny.

my favorite, chester copperpot. great.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
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enough said

 
^beat me to it

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
holy shit, twins

'i wanna breathe smoke'

you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.

you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot
 
I'd say that the Planet of the Apes is the closest thing that resembles MJ.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
thats really sad... just because his face got fucked up doesn't mean he lost all his talent.

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
fucking shit

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
ahhaha, 'stalactites AND stalagmites.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
this moron who goes to my school...his mom looks so much like mj its not even funny. she wears the aviaters too

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
 
bodymassage speakes the truth the only difference is that that guys mom isnt a child rapist but then again that cuold be why the guy is so fucked up

Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
 
''4. Like if you took carpet, then rolled it around in shit, then dragged it down the street...and then lit it on fire, and put an ugly, dead monkey in it and sealed it up in a moist environment for 30 years.''

Haha, that one gave me a giggle.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i really dont think that man deserves to live. i fucking hate that sick mother fucker. sorry, i mean child fucker.

 
but i dont know wut kinda chold would sleep him with, like he would scare me

�?�«*$*Carney*$*�?�»

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
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